Masters of Mayhem: Season 1, Ep 4 – Land Pirate
Land Pirate
Masters of Mayhem episode
Masters of Mayhem
Air date April 2, 2020
Episode no. Season 1, Ep 4
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Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen
Dripfang LeDesparé: Kevin Sciretta
Captain Rafe Shapely: Adam Burke
Squibbert: Sarah Shockey
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi
Producers Matt Young, Kimmie Lucas
Editor Anna Havermann
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi, Arnie Niekamp, Kevin Sciretta, Chris Rathjen
Theme music Andy Poland
Logo Allard Laban
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"Land Pirate" is the fourth episode of the Masters of Mayhem miniseries. It was originally released on April 2, 2020. This miniseries takes place sometime during season three of the main podcast.


Our villains meet the dread land pirate, Captain Rafe Shapely, after the wedding in the Spartanga Jungle goes awry…


The Baron & Dripfang are fleeing their wedding to Foofina, having realized the ceremony included their being devoured. With snake maidens in pursuit they jump aboard Andre. As they ride the zombie giant across the landscape, they are stopped and boarded by the land pirate, Captain Rafe Shapely.

He tries to plunder gold from the Baron & Dripfang but upon learning their disgrace has left them destitute, conversation soon turns his life as a land pirate. His failures outweigh his successes, resulting in many mutinies that have left him without a crew. Seeing an opportunity, Dripfang & the Baron offer him a crew of Orcs if he'll allow them to recruit him to the Dark Lord's cause, which he accepts.

After telling them of the allure of land sirens, the Baron & Dripfang drop off Captain Shapely at a village they encounter. In the same village the two step into an inn, only find Squibbert is there, performing songs for the patrons (most of whom are also land pirates). She informs them Hot Air Baboons can be chartered to take them in the direction of the Moon Palace.

New characters

  • Lorde Ragoon, the Baron's youngest daughter
  • Big Penis, Brownie Kingpin

Recurring characters


  • Craig, whose hand has slipped off the button that keeps the broadcast going.

Space bunker

Craig & PV3 role-play scenarios to prepare PV3 for parenthood.


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