Masters of Mayhem: Season 1, Ep 5 – Warrior Princess
Warrior Princess
Masters of Mayhem episode
Masters of Mayhem
Air date March 11, 2020
Episode no. Season 1, Ep 5
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Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen
Dripfang LeDesparé: Kevin Sciretta
Shhheee3: Lisa Beasley
Squibbert: Sarah Shockey
Evil Jeff the Sentient Scarecrow:Adal Rifai
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi
Producers Matt Young, Kimmie Lucas
Editor Sage G.C.
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi, Arnie Niekamp, Kevin Sciretta, Chris Rathjen
Theme music Andy Poland
Logo Allard Laban
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"Warrior Princess" is the fifth episode of the Masters of Mayhem miniseries. It was originally released on April 9, 2020. This miniseries takes place sometime during season three of the main podcast.


Baron Ragoon and Dripfang spend some time learning about evil from a 3,000 year old warrior princess at The Establishment.


The Baron & Dripfang begin their podcast from villain-friendly nightclub, The Establishment. After traveling some distance via Hot Air Baboon, they said their good-bye, with Dripfang robbing the baboon as they go. The funds are used to hire a guide to lead them back to more familiar locales, a path that ends at the guides own nightclub. The guide and proprietor is Shhheee3.

She tells them of her life from warrior princess to Dark Lord betrothed to business owner. The discuss her romantic relationship with long-smotted Dark Lord and they try to recruit her to the current Dark Lord's cause. Shhheee3 has doubts about working for someone else, but considers the offer. She also tells him the way to replace his finger is to find someone else who broke a pinky promise and take the finger they've lost.

Squibbert arrives and says hello to Shhheee3, the frog is a regular patron of The Establishment. She has a present for the Baron: a silver finger she got from Silver Shining Man who resembles the Baron, especially in the hands, and broke a promise. He accepts and it fits his hand perfectly. After some negotiation Shhheee3 agrees to open a portal for The Baron & Dripfang to the Moon Palace, in exchange for copy of all the Minion's Ball marketing material; the event as been cutting into her business and she is wishes to know the competition. The Baron & Dripfang depart with Andre in tow.


  • Evil Jeff the Sentient Scarecrow, owner of Evil Jeff's Homicide Gulch

Space bunker

Craig is throwing a party for PV3 so that he can can enjoy a night of responsibility-free abandon before the arrival of the baby.

New Characters

  • A Dark Lord past, a warrior prince
  • Evil Jeff the Sentient Scarecrow
  • Silver Shining Man, he walks the plains and lives the clouds

Earth references



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