| Boys' Night | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | June 1, 2015 |
| Episode no. | S01E13 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | — |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Editor | Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Episode art | Ross Bryant |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Sponsor | |
| Maxistentialism via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative | |
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"Boys' Night" is the thirteenth episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on June 1, 2015.
Description
"Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys’ Night!"
Summary
With no guests, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore decide to kick back and just hang out. It's Boys' Night!
Chunt asks Usidore to conjure a tiny horse, which he does, throwing in a top hat to boot. Trying to give the horse a Snickers bar to eat, Usidore instead gives it a little turd. The horse eats it, then washes it down with a mint liqueur. Usidore teaches them a very simple spell, Illuminate.
After a the break, the three tell ghost stories. Usidore tells a story about dozens of dead babies. Chunt tells a happy memory about his father, the hunger ghost. Arnie tries to tell the story of Poltergeist which is met with mixed reviews.
Usidore admits that all wizards have two buttholes and Chunt excitedly notices that the tiny horse actually has two buttholes too.
Emails
- Chunt is asked to become a zebra for a listener. Another listener congratulates Arnie on the podcast but then proceeds to creepily ask for his wife's address so he can "console" her.
Foon sponsor
Otok Barleyfoot advertises that at The Vermilion Minotaur, you get a free rumor for every pint of mead you order.
Earth references
Magic
- Usidore made a tiny horse who stood on two legs, wearing a top hat, who was shimming and strutting around. He appeared to forget the top hat in this spell because Chunt later reminded him to create the top hat as well: byianee farrkatromboleyforcaaaa bastarifii
- Usidore created a tiny top hat for the tiny horse: bing
- Usidore created a tiny monocle for the tiny horse: zip
- Usidore taught the simple spell Illuminate to Arnie and Chunt. While it is learned through words, the caster must concentrate and focus on the energies around them. It is learned through words but you must concentrate and focus on the energies around you. It is a very simple beginners spell. When casting Illuminate, magical light will fill the room: gelliv lichtn kamer
- Chunt entered the wizard state while trying to learn Illuminate (gelliv lichtn kamer) clearly saying ‘crunchtime’ and ‘those who dont know’.
- Usidore explained that he was using the spell Miniscule Lightning to charge Arnie's digital devices. However, Arnie mentioned that the charge on his devices was lessening each time they were charged.
- Usidore did something magical (not specified) to which Arnie said 'thank you': terre seemenei spradejha