13 Boys' Night
Boys' Night
Air Date: June 1, 2015 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore no guests this week — Boys' Night!
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Episode Art: Ross Bryant
Sponsored by: Maxistentialism via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative

"Boys' Night" is the thirteenth episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on June 1, 2015.


"Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys’ Night!"


With no guests, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore decide to kick back and just hang out. It's Boys' Night!

Chunt asks Usidore to conjure a tiny horse, which he does, throwing in a top hat to boot. Trying to give the horse a Snickers bar to eat, Usidore instead gives it a little turd. The horse eats it, then washes it down with a mint liqueur. Usidore teaches them a very simple spell, Illuminate.

After a the break, the three tell ghost stories. Usidore tells a story about dozens of dead babies. Chunt tells a happy memory about his father, the hunger ghost. Arnie tries to tell the story of Poltergeist which is met with mixed reviews.

Usidore admits that all wizards have two buttholes and Chunt excitedly notices that the tiny horse actually has two buttholes too.


Chunt is asked to become a zebra for a listener. Another listener congratulates Arnie on the podcast but then proceeds to creepily ask for his wife's address so he can "console" her.

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