Season 1, Ep 14 - Music of Foon
Music of Foon
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date June 9, 2015
Episode no. S01E14
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Glenn Miller and Spants
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
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Editor Ryan DiGiorgi
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Theme music Andy Poland
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"Music of Foon" is the fourteenth episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on June 9, 2015. This episode features the first appearance of Nick Gage and Meridith Stepien as the travelling bards Glenn Miller and Spants.


"Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music."


The big news at the top of the episode is that Chunt has changed into a horse after having sex with the tiny horse from Boys' Night. Since the horse had two buttholes, Chunt now does as well.

Arnie reads an e-mail at the top of the show about music, which leads into the two guests: Glenn Miller and Spants, two traveling bards.

They've performed at Foonapalooza, where musicians perform and then a child is stolen away.

Glenn and Spants perform some songs. The first is about being traveling bards. After that, Glenn sings a song about his cat called "My Pussy's on Fire." Their third song is a lullaby about children being stolen away by ghosts and ghouls.

After hearing the lullaby, Arnie sings a lullaby that he likes singing to his daughter.

Usidore makes another failed attempt to recruit people on his quest, so instead they sing more songs.

The next song is a funeral song. (Funeral songs really pay the bills in Foon.) It explains the funeral rites of Foon.

Finally, they sing a song about Usidore defeating the Dark Lord. (Usidore is well known on Hawai due to a strain of Morglorb that is popular there.) The oddly familiar song brings Usidore to tears. They still decline to join him on his quest.

Space Bunker Plot

After the show, Kern calls during the credits while the Mysterious Man is out of the room again, begging anyone to contact him so he can get a song out of his head.


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Behind the scenes

Music of Foon
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Usidore, Spants, Glenn, Chunt, Arnie
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