16 Spintax The Green
Spintax The Green
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Air Date: June 22, 2015 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: The Wizard Spintax The Green
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistant: Garrett Schultz

Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Description

"I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming…"

Summary

Spintax The Green is on the podcast instead of Usidore today as Arnie's wizard pal and guest. Chunt is a huge fan, especially of Spintax's feat of dissolving the Wall of Fire. We learn about Spintax's full name, as well as insight into his magic powers when he makes his autograph appear in Chunt's pocket. The three play the Earth game "Two Truths And A Lie" as the source of Spintax's powers (truth and lies) remind Arnie of the game.

Usidore then arrives at the Vermilion Minotaur, looking for a meal as his cupboard is literally bare, leading to awkward tension between him and Spintax. We learn that Usidore was roommates with Spintax in the Halls of Terr'akkas, and they share stories from their youth.

In a short break, Glenn Miller and Spants sing a song about the emotions Glenn felt when he met Spants.

Spintax then talks about the encroaching Void, which trumps Usidore's quest to defeat the Dark Lord. In discussing the quest, Spintax reveals that wizards can conjure a portal to another dimension (including Earth) by killing six Foonish children.

Reading mail from viewers, Usidore tells Arnie that he believes he is the "unlikely hero from a secret world" that is prophesied to defeat The Dark Lord. In discussing the Dark Lord, Usidore accidentally says his true name, ████████████. This turns the Dark Lord's attention to Hogsface, and Spintax cowardly escapes to his gem home.

After the podcast ends, the Mysterious Man seems very worried that the evil gauntlet has just been thrown.

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