Offices and Bosses: Season 2, Ep 5 - Vampire Neighbors
Vampire Neighbors
Offices & Bosses episode
Offices & Bosses
Air Date May 2, 2018
Episode No. Season 2, Ep 5
Episode Link
Arnie Niekamp as Arnie as Hayden Christensen
Adal Rifai as Chunt as Danger La Grange
Matt Young as Usidore as John Bastion
Guest appearance(s)
Tim Sniffen as Mysterious Man
Bill Arnett as Metamore
Jeff Murdoch as Chip as Mark McGrath
Jo Scott as Bippy as Angelique
Zach Thompson as Dorian Deville as Mr. Ropely
Producer(s) Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover
Editor Tim Joyce
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
Theme Music Andy Poland
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Logo Allard Laban
Episode chronology
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"Vampire Neighbors" is the fifth episode of the second season of the Offices & Bosses miniseries. It was originally released on May 2, 2018.


The vampires Chip and Bippy stop by to play squatters living next door. Sure hope you like Star Wars!


Metamore clarifies the win condition for the game is not only to become employed and pay rent and bills, but also have enough left over for a nice TV.

The vampires Chip and Bippy join the game as “gutter punks”, homeless-by-choice runaways Angelique and Mark McGrath.

Seeking extra cash, John (Usidore), Danger (Chunt), and Hayden (Arnie) agree to do some tasks for their landlord Mr. Ropley (Dorian Deville), including cleaning the pool — the pool boy having been recently murdered — and evicting the two squatters from a vacant unit.

They quickly find Angelique and Mark, who charm the trio with their gutter punk lifestyle; John Bastion is entirely won over (to the point of having sex with Mark), but Danger rejects them when they claim their dog is possessed by their dead father, and Hayden resists them having been exposed to this lifestyle in his MFA program.

Mr. Ropley arrives to check on their progress with Police Officer Kevin Kubacheski (also Dorian), which breaks the spell for John as well. Officer Kubacheski is about to arrest Angelique and Mark when they decide to return to their wealthy family.

In the course of begging for another chance, they blame their actions on John Bastion. Mr. Ropley is about to evict John but Mrs. Ropley (also Dorian, and also responsible for the murder of the pool boy) intervenes in exchange for a date with Hayden Christensen.

Earth References

  • So many Star Wars references:
    • Hayden Christensen
    • Podracing
    • Sebulba
    • Jar Jar Binks
    • The Phantom Menace
    • Attack of the Clones
    • General Grievous
    • Qui-Gon Jinn
    • Darth Maul
    • Battle Droids
    • Millennium Falcon
    • Tie Fighters
    • Tatooine
    • Dantooine
    • Moisture Farms
    • Dewbacks
    • Death Star
    • R2-D2
    • C-3PO
    • Snoke
    • Chewbacca
    • Dagobah
    • Endor
    • The Force
    • The Cantina
    • Coruscant
    • Hoth
    • “Are you an angel?”
    • Poe Dameron
    • Yoda
  • "Bohemian Rhapsody"
  • YMCA


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