| Vampire Neighbors | |
| Offices & Bosses episode | |
| Air Date | May 2, 2018 |
| Episode No. | Season 2, Ep 5 |
| Episode Link | |
| Hosts | |
| Arnie Niekamp as Arnie as Hayden Christensen Adal Rifai as Chunt as Danger La Grange Matt Young as Usidore as John Bastion |
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| Guest appearance(s) | |
| Tim Sniffen as Mysterious Man Bill Arnett as Metamore Jeff Murdoch as Chip as Mark McGrath Jo Scott as Bippy as Angelique Zach Thompson as Dorian Deville as Mr. Ropely |
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| Production | |
| Producer(s) | Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover |
| Editor | Tim Joyce |
| Production assistance | Garrett Schultz |
| Theme Music | Andy Poland |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Episode chronology | |
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| "Mouse Roommate" | "Blue Tiger Team-Up" |
"Vampire Neighbors" is the fifth episode of the second season of the Offices & Bosses miniseries. It was originally released on May 2, 2018.
Description
The vampires Chip and Bippy stop by to play squatters living next door. Sure hope you like Star Wars!
Summary
Metamore clarifies the win condition for the game is not only to become employed and pay rent and bills, but also have enough left over for a nice TV.
The vampires Chip and Bippy join the game as “gutter punks”, homeless-by-choice runaways Angelique and Mark McGrath.
Seeking extra cash, John (Usidore), Danger (Chunt), and Hayden (Arnie) agree to do some tasks for their landlord Mr. Ropley (Dorian Deville), including cleaning the pool — the pool boy having been recently murdered — and evicting the two squatters from a vacant unit.
They quickly find Angelique and Mark, who charm the trio with their gutter punk lifestyle; John Bastion is entirely won over (to the point of having sex with Mark), but Danger rejects them when they claim their dog is possessed by their dead father, and Hayden resists them having been exposed to this lifestyle in his MFA program.
Mr. Ropley arrives to check on their progress with Police Officer Kevin Kubacheski (also Dorian), which breaks the spell for John as well. Officer Kubacheski is about to arrest Angelique and Mark when they decide to return to their wealthy family.
In the course of begging for another chance, they blame their actions on John Bastion. Mr. Ropley is about to evict John but Mrs. Ropley (also Dorian, and also responsible for the murder of the pool boy) intervenes in exchange for a date with Hayden Christensen.
Earth References
- So many Star Wars references:
- Hayden Christensen
- Podracing
- Sebulba
- Jar Jar Binks
- The Phantom Menace
- Attack of the Clones
- General Grievous
- Qui-Gon Jinn
- Darth Maul
- Battle Droids
- Millennium Falcon
- Tie Fighters
- Tatooine
- Dantooine
- Moisture Farms
- Dewbacks
- Death Star
- R2-D2
- C-3PO
- Snoke
- Chewbacca
- Dagobah
- Endor
- The Force
- The Cantina
- Coruscant
- Hoth
- “Are you an angel?”
- Poe Dameron
- Yoda
- "Bohemian Rhapsody"
- YMCA