| The TV | |
| Offices & Bosses episode | |
| Air Date | May 22, 2018 |
| Episode No. | Season 2, Ep 7 |
| Episode Link | |
| Hosts | |
| Arnie Niekamp as Arnie as Hayden Christensen Adal Rifai as Chunt as Danger La Grange Matt Young as Usidore as John Bastion |
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| Guest appearance(s) | |
| Tim Sniffen as Mysterious Man Bill Arnett as Metamore TJ Jagodowski as Clax as Ron Bingo Zach Thompson as Dorian Deville as Mr. Ropely Dan Telfer as Crotch Kebab Advertiser |
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| Production | |
| Producer(s) | Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover |
| Editor | Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Production assistance | Garrett Schultz |
| Theme Music | Andy Poland |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Episode chronology | |
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"The TV" is the seventh episode of the second season of the Offices & Bosses miniseries. It was originally released on May 22, 2018.
Description
The Funemployed campaign comes to a close and Clax returns to play Ron Bingo.
Summary
The players are sitting on over $52k and need only buy a TV to win the game. Dorian Deville announces that Clax is again available to play, just in time for his character Ron Bingo to return clean from a month in Seguro Hills Rehab.
John Bastion (Usidore) borrows Mr. Ropley (Dorian)’s car to drive to Great Buy, a big box store where they’ll purchase the TV. Ron grabs his suitcase of remaining drugs to sell off in the parking lot. Hayden Christensen (Arnie) and Danger La Grange (Chunt) accompany.
Ron finds a man drinking in the parking lot and tries to sell his peyote, but the man attempts to tempt Ron to join him in imbibing. Ron passes a roll to stay on the wagon but has to call off the deal.
Inside the store John Bastion purchases a TV, but they cannot fit the TV in Mrs. Ropley’s car. They make an attempt to recruit the drunk in parking lot but instead Danger uses his one-time-action to reconnect to his father. In doing so he must reveal a secret he has kept hidden: Danger La Grange is actually Danger La Grange Smith Jr, son of Danger L. Smith Sr., aka Dan Smith, Chunt's character from the last campaign.
Mr. Smith sends transport. The TV is hooked-up. Arnie, Chunt, Usidore, and Clax win.
But then, Metamore’s hand begins to glow. Dorian explains that as Mr. Ropley, the landlord, he lost. And since Metamore had promised Dorian that Offices & Bosses was a game that anyone, including he, could win, Metamore is now in breach of contract.
Dorian laughs. From the jug falling on Metamore’s head, to securing his invitation to the game, to this final reversal, he has engineered it all: and now one dragonborn is in his debt. He flies away with Metamore his prisoner, but not before declaring that if Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore wish to rescue their friend, he will entertain a rematch.
Foon sponsor
Uncle Gluckmeyer’s Orc-Roasted Monsters Crotch Kebabs
Earth references
- Hayden Christensen
- ZZ Top