|Tom the Traveler|
|Air Date: March 17, 2015||Episode Link|
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|Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore||Guests: Tom the Traveller|
|Producers: Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi|
|Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi||Theme Music: Andy Poland||Logo: Allard Laban|
|Additional Sound Effects: Jason Knox|
|Sponsored by: Field Notes and The Chicago Podcast Cooperative|
"This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I’m hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon."
Arnie and his co-hosts meet Tom the Traveler, a common, dirty, performer with the theater troupe The Cockticklers, claiming to be from Scrr. Tom explains how theater troupes work in Foon including Murder Plays and The Five Bees.
But after commenting on how beautiful Tom's skin is, the truth comes out.
He is not a common traveler, but rather Tomblain Belaroth, prince of the Northeast Kingdom and heir to the throne. He explains that he ran away because he fell in love with a milkmaid even though he was supposed to marry a princess. Usidore encourages him to retake his throne.
Throughout the episode, Tom repeatedly (and mistakenly) refers to Arnie as Arnor.