22 Sarah
Sarah
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Air Date: August 3, 2015 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: "Sarah Maher"
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistant: Garrett Schultz

Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Description

"She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here!"

Summary

Arnie's wife Sarah is here in Foon! Arnie introduces her to Chunt and Usidore, who are glad to hear that Sarah did not take Arnie's ridiculous last name when they married. It turns out Arnie has been chasing Sarah through the woods for the past two weeks, delving into the darkest, most dangerous areas of McShingleshane Forest until he finally caught up with her. Usidore asks if they've since re-consummated their marriage, and immediately regrets asking. Sarah says that she came to Foon through the rift, the same as Arnie. However, she says that their daughter was not left with a babysitter, but was actually stolen by a goblin, and isn't clear on whether it was in Earth or Foon. She seems suspiciously unaffected by the theft of their baby and the idea that it only has a 20% of survival. Chunt and Usidore ask her about Earth stuff, but her answers seem strange: she says Smashmouth, is some kind of monster, despite Arnie saying Smashmouth is her favorite band; she sings an unusual version of "Walking on the Sun"; she thinks Chips Ahoy! refers to the behavior of eels; yet claims to love rainbow bowls.

Spants then performs a Chunt-ry music song, a butthole-themed love song dedicated to the time Chunt let her pet him for an hour under the bar. Accompanying her is Bret Hart (not the Earth Bret Hart).

Usidore gets upset about being left out of the conversation, and enters what Chunt presumes is the "pouty state". Arnie says Usidore is his 2nd best friend, and Chunt his best friend, which makes Sarah a little jealous. But when Arnie asks Sarah what is happening on Earth, and if she listens to the podcast, she claims she doesn't, and Arnie finally acts on his suspicions. When Sarah cannot correctly identify who the Chicago Blackhawks are, he says he doesn't believe that she is actually Sarah, and he is correct: "Sarah" is actually a memory gremlin in the form of Arnie's wife! She had heard there was a human in Hogsface and wanted to eat him, but instead fell for Arnie. Usidore and Chunt make fun of Arnie for having had sex with a memory gremlin and they argue over whether that is cheating on your wife or not. It turns out the gremlin is enrolled at Phoenix University. Usidore gets angry at the gremlin for hurting his friend Arnie's feelings, and in retribution creates a permanent magical symbol in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

In the mailbag segment, Chunt really wants a Twix, and they discuss who would win in a fight:

  • Usidore vs. Krom The Barbarian: Usidore
  • Arnie vs. Flower: Arnie
  • Otok vs. Chunt: Chunt would never want to hit his friend Otok, and would let him Otok win
  • Arnie vs. Chunt: Chunt
  • Chunt vs. Usidore: Usidore, but again, they wouldn't want to hurt each other, as Chunt and Usidore are each other's number 1 friends.

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