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| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | August 3, 2015 |
| Episode no. | S01E22 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | "Sarah Maher" |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Editor | Evan Jacover |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Audio assistance | Jason Knox |
| Production assistance | Garrett Schultz |
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| Cards Against Humanity via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative | |
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"Sarah" is the twenty-second episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on August 3, 2015. This episode features Sarah Maher as "Sarah Maher".
Description
"She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here!"
Summary
Arnie's wife Sarah is here in Foon! Arnie introduces her to Chunt and Usidore, who are glad to hear that Sarah did not take Arnie's ridiculous last name when they married. It turns out Arnie has been chasing Sarah through the woods for the past two weeks, delving into the darkest, most dangerous areas of McShingleshane Forest until he finally caught up with her. Usidore asks if they've since re-consummated their marriage, and immediately regrets asking. Sarah says that she came to Foon through the rift, the same as Arnie. However, she says that their daughter was not left with a babysitter, but was actually stolen by a goblin, and isn't clear on whether it was in Earth or Foon. She seems suspiciously unaffected by the theft of their baby and the idea that it only has a 20% of survival. Chunt and Usidore ask her about Earth stuff, but her answers seem strange: she says Smash Mouth, is some kind of monster, despite Arnie saying Smash Mouth is her favorite band; she sings an unusual version of "Walking on the Sun"; she thinks Chips Ahoy! refers to the behavior of eels; yet claims to love rainbow bowls.
Spants then performs a Chunt-ry music song, a butthole-themed love song dedicated to the time Chunt let her pet him for an hour under the bar. Accompanying her is Bret Hart (not the Earth Bret Hart).
Usidore gets upset about being left out of the conversation, and enters what Chunt presumes is the "pouty state". Arnie says Usidore is his second best friend, and Chunt his best friend, which makes Sarah a little jealous. But when Arnie asks Sarah what is happening on Earth, and if she listens to the podcast, she claims she doesn't, and Arnie finally acts on his suspicions. When Sarah cannot correctly identify who the Chicago Blackhawks are, he says he doesn't believe that she is actually Sarah, and he is correct: "Sarah" is actually a memory gremlin in the form of Arnie's wife! She had heard there was a human in Hogsface and wanted to eat him, but instead fell for Arnie. Usidore and Chunt make fun of Arnie for having had sex with a memory gremlin and they argue over whether that is cheating on your wife or not. It turns out the gremlin is enrolled at Phoenix University. Usidore gets angry at the gremlin for hurting his friend Arnie's feelings, and in retribution creates a permanent magical symbol in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Emails
In the mailbag segment, Chunt really wants a Twix, and they discuss who would win in a fight:
- Usidore vs. Krom the Barbarian: Usidore
- Arnie vs. Flower: Arnie
- Otok vs. Chunt: Chunt would never want to hit his friend Otok, and would let him win
- Arnie vs. Chunt: Chunt
- Chunt vs. Usidore: Usidore, but again, they wouldn't want to hurt each other, as Chunt and Usidore are each other's number one friends.
Earth references
- Smash Mouth: "All Star", "Walkin' on the Sun"
- Chips Ahoy!
- Chicago Blackhawks
- "Pure Michigan"
- University of Phoenix
- Twix
- Baby Ruth
Behind the scenes
| Sarah |
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| Arnie, Sarah AKA Memory Gremlin, Usidore, Chunt |