|Air Date: March 30, 2015||Episode Link|
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|Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore||Guests: Foon Mittens League Chairman Larry Birdman|
|Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi|
|Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi||Theme Music: Andy Poland||Logo: Allard Laban|
|Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistant: Garrett Schultz
"This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower."
Arnie reads his first listener e-mail where Chunt is asked if his changeling powers are triggered by masturbation. (They aren't.)
Larry explains how the game works and the Mittens Calvacade (parts one and two) that end the season each year. We also learn that Larry himself was one of the best Mittens players in Foon history.
There is a mysterious break in this episode where the Drive-Thru of the Burger King appears to pick up some audio from Foon briefly.