Season 1, Ep 4 – The FML
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date March 30, 2015
Episode no. S01E04
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Foon Mittens League Chairman Larry Birdman
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor Ryan DiGiorgi
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
Basecamp via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative
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"The FML" is the fourth episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on March 30, 2015. This episode features the first appearance of Rush Howell as the Chairman of the Foon Mittens League, Larry Birdman.


"This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower."


Arnie reads his first listener e-mail where Chunt is asked if his changeling powers are triggered by masturbation. (They aren't.)

The rest of the episode is spent learning about Mittens, the most popular sport in Foon and meeting Larry Birdman who is the chairman of the Foon Mittens League (or FML).

Larry explains how the game works and the Mittens Calvacade (parts one and two) that end the season each year. We also learn that Larry himself was one of the best Mittens players in Foon history.

There is a mysterious break in this episode where the Drive-Thru of the Burger King appears to pick up some audio from Foon briefly.

Earth references


A full transcript is available at Hello From the Magic Tavern - All the Words: Episode 4 - The FML

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