Winter Solstice Bonus
Winter Solstice Bonus
Air Date: December 28, 2015 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Glenn Miller and Spants
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox


"Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week."


The gang sings an extended version of The Chris-Must Song with even more awful verses!

Well, we're celebrating our Chris-Must where Chris must do everything we ask him
Celebrating our Chris-Must where Chris must…

  • Remove his own ear, deep fry it and snack on it
  • Find his own sphincter inside of his butthole and poke it incessantly
  • Hold fire as long as he can in his hands
  • Whisper all his secrets into a tree and then eat that tree
  • Make a circle with his body, roll roll down a hill and land in the lap of an angry gorgon who will eat his face and spit it back out
  • Source a dozen deer dongs, roll them up into deer dong dumplings and feed them to the children for charity
  • Make love to the ugliest dwarf he can find
  • Get Spants and Chunt to fall in love
  • Listen to Smash Mouth, baby
  • Put as many spiced potatoes into his little butt-butt as possible
  • Listen to Hoobastank
  • Cut his own face
  • Come up with some bonus material so that they have an episode this week
  • Tongue kiss Pizza Skull
  • Find the meaning of the universe
  • Lick his own neck
  • Have a happy Winter Solstice!

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