Winter Solstice Bonus
Winter Solstice Bonus
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Air Date: December 28, 2015 Episode Link
Previous Episode Episode 42.5 Next Episode
Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Glenn Miller and Spants
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox

"Winter Solstice Bonus" is a bonus episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern and set after episode 42. It was originally released on December 28, 2015. This episode features Nick Gage and Meredith Stepien as the bards Glenn Miller and Spants.

Description

"Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week."

Summary

The gang sings an extended version of The Chris-Must Song with even more awful verses!

Well, we're celebrating our Chris-Must where Chris must do everything we ask him
Celebrating our Chris-Must where Chris must…

  • Remove his own ear, deep fry it and snack on it
  • Find his own sphincter inside of his butthole and poke it incessantly
  • Hold fire as long as he can in his hands
  • Whisper all his secrets into a tree and then eat that tree
  • Make a circle with his body, roll roll down a hill and land in the lap of an angry gorgon who will eat his face and spit it back out
  • Source a dozen deer dongs, roll them up into deer dong dumplings and feed them to the children for charity
  • Make love to the ugliest dwarf he can find
  • Get Spants and Chunt to fall in love
  • Listen to Smash Mouth, baby
  • Put as many spiced potatoes into his little butt-butt as possible
  • Listen to Hoobastank
  • Cut his own face
  • Come up with some bonus material so that they have an episode this week
  • Tongue kiss Pizza Skull
  • Find the meaning of the universe
  • Lick his own neck
  • Have a happy Winter Solstice!

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