|Air Date: March 21, 2016||Episode Link|
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|Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore||Guests: Claudia the Witch|
|Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi|
|Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi||Theme Music: Andy Poland||Logo: Allard Laban|
|Additional Sound Effects: Jason Knox|
"What’s a polite word for hag?"
The guest is Claudia, a witch. She discusses her store Incense & Amulets, which sells incense & amulets. She also runs a soup kitchen out of the back. She can smell the death on Chunt from his curse, and offers to make him some soup.
Claudia takes a liking to both Chunt and Usidore, and casts a Charming Spell on both, bidding them to visit her home at midnight. Usidore is impressed, but after Claudia turns him into a bucket of sludge he challenges her to a Wi-Fi, or friendly Wizard/Witch Fight. Usidore concedes after Claudia swaps his and Chunt's head.
- a listener insults Arnie, and asks Chunt to slap him.
- a listener says they tried and failed to find the portal to Foon at the Burger King
- a listener asks if resonance stones like the one Usidore gave Otok are rare or common; and if they're common could they be used to broadcast the podcast to Foon? Usidore confirms they are rare, and doubts anyone on Foon would enjoy the podcast. They then receive a a message from Otok.
Around a campfire Otok, Krom, and Flower discuss the days travels. They believe they are on the trail of the Falsetto Marauders after getting directions from a helpful tree. However, Otok and Flower are annoyed at Krom, who made the night's fire from the same tree that had helped them.
The law firm of Grumble, Grumble, & Mundle
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
"Wi-Fi" in Foon may also mean Wi-Fi (pronounced with long e's), the small male colt unicorns use to run messages back to the other unicorns