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| Air date | March 21, 2016 |
| Episode no. | S01E54 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | Claudia the Witch |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Editor | Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Additional sound effects | Jason Knox |
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"Witch" is the fifty-fourth episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on March 21, 2016. This episode features the first appearance of Beth Melewski as Claudia the witch.
Description
"What’s a polite word for hag?"
Summary
Arnie discusses his quest for the Lunar Sword, and has gotten to a level of the dungeon with puzzles. Arnie tests Chunt and Usidore with some Earth puzzles.
The guest is Claudia, a witch. She discusses her store Incense & Amulets, which sells incense and amulets. She also runs a soup kitchen out of the back. She can smell the death on Chunt from his curse, and offers to make him some soup.
Claudia takes a liking to both Chunt and Usidore, and casts a Charming Spell on both, bidding them to visit her home at midnight. Usidore is impressed, but after Claudia turns him into a bucket of sludge he challenges her to a Wi-Fi, or friendly Wizard/Witch Fight. Usidore concedes after Claudia swaps his and Chunt's head.
Emails
- A listener insults Arnie, and asks Chunt to slap him.
- A listener says they tried and failed to find the portal to Foon at the Burger King.
- A listener asks if resonance stones like the one Usidore gave Otok are rare or common; and if they're common could they be used to broadcast the podcast to Foon? Usidore confirms they are rare, and doubts anyone on Foon would enjoy the podcast. They then receive a a message from Otok.
Otok's quest
Around a campfire Otok, Krom, and Flower discuss the day's travels. They believe they are on the trail of the Falsetto Marauders after getting directions from a helpful tree. However, Otok and Flower are annoyed at Krom, who made the night's fire from the same tree that had helped them.
Foon sponsor
The law firm of Grumble, Grumble, & Mundle.
Additional appearances
The party on Otok's Quest via the resonance stone: Otok Barleyfoot, Krom the Barbarian, Flower.
Earth references
- Exorcist
- Nestle Crunch
- "Walk into a bar" jokes
- Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
- Fleetwood Mac
- Wi-Fi
- Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- Judge Dredd
- The Sword in the Stone
Magic
- Usidore fixed a broken neck: terras fintain
- Usidore turned a napkin into a spoon: *mutter* tereth *mutter* caran
- Claudia turned Chunt into a candy: yian nyah oouey ahaya ooeyy naiyen nya oouenyan oouenyan ooayana *clap clap*
- Usidore made Arnie float in the air: cayth *grunt* I-think tereth bothaine
- Claudia caused Chunt and Usidore's heads to switch: wizard witch wizard witch chunt and Usidore your heads will switch
- Claudia reversed Chunt and Usidore's head switch: and now no time to attack switch those heads back *clap clap*
- Claudia switched Chunt and Usidore's genitals: switch genetalia oh look down
- Claudia reversed Chunt and Usidore's genital switch: okay switch back *clap clap*
- Claudia enchanted Arnie by quietly whispering in his ear. Words were not audible.
Notes
"Wi-Fi" in Foon may also mean Wi-Fi (pronounced with long e's), the small male colt unicorns use to run messages back to the other unicorns.
Behind the scenes
| Witch |
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| Usidore, Claudia the witch, Chunt, Arnie |







