|Air Date: April 11, 2016||Episode Link|
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|Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore||Guests: Thretta Dreamclimber|
|Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi|
|Editor: Evan Jacover||Theme Music: Andy Poland||Logo: Allard Laban|
|Additional Sound Effects: Jason Knox|
|Sponsored by: Anonymous(Cards Against Humanity) and Loot Crate|
"Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us!"
Usidore is experimenting with just going by "Bagglemefingies". Chunt has created a brown Curse-Awareness ribbon that he sells to Arnie and Usidore. Arnie reveals that he had a dream about how to save Chunt, and it involves collecting the following:
- A cow as white as milk;
- A cape as red as blood;
- A hair as yellow as corn;
- A slipper as pure as gold
The week's guest is Thretta Dreamclimber, a Dreamclimber. She explains the power and purpose of Dreamclimbers, leading Arnie to talk about a boring dream he had about a childhood friends shirt. The story is so boring Usidore falls asleep, and Arnie, Chunt, and Thretta take the opportunity to enter his dream.
Usidore's dream is made up of many rooms, which include mirrors, himself as a baby, an unflattering depiction of Spantax the Green, and musical instruments from Chunt's Night.
Thretta also discusses training to be a Dreamclimber (you start out with children, as they have poor memories), and sexy dreams (Chunt is popular in local dreams). She confirms that if you die in a dream you do not die in real life, but the dream becomes boring. If you become pregnant in a dream you become pregnant in real life.
- A listener ask if Usidore has a one-liner planned for his defeat of the Dark Lord. He plans to recite his name.
- Listeners share riddles, including one about a tight-rope walker, and the Monty Hall problem
Anonymous (Cards Against Humanity)
Loot Crate - The ad read occurs within Usidore's dream, and features John Bastion, Usidore's Offices & Bosses character