Season 1, Ep 62 – The Healer (Live from PAX East 2016)
The Healer (Live from PAX East 2016)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date May 16, 2016
Episode no. S01E62
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Crance Windowwhistle the Healer
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Editor Evan Jacover
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
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"The Healer" is the sixty-second episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern, released on May 16, 2016. It was recorded at PAX East on April 23, 2016. This episode features Patrick Rothfuss as Crance Windowwhistle.


"A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse."


This week's guest is traveling physician Crance Windowwhistle. He discusses his healing techniques, which vary from the standard Foonish practice of consulting a leech (and possibly the leech's ex, Ray). Arnie ask for a check-up but he can't decide which half of his clothes to remove.

Crance shares some of his cures for common ailments:

  • Back pain – beer
  • Bat pain – an equal but opposite bat
  • Arm pain – apotheosis

They also discuss diabetes (when you die from a bee swarm attack), pax (Princes Allowing Xylophones), and health potions (red potion is mostly chicken blood).

The emails are primarily about Arnie's pink shirt, but they also discuss Foonish soups, the most erotic food on Foon (broccoli).

Crance discusses the advantage of having the same name as one's spouse, which leads to a conversation about romance that results in Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore all performing romantic limericks.

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Arnie, Chunt and Usidore are briefly able to converse with the Burger King employee through the rift, and learn that chicken fries are back. Arnie forgets to convey a message to his family before the connection is lost.

Earth references

  • The Pixies:
    • “Gigantic”
    • “Here Comes Your Man”
    • “Where Is My Mind?”
    • Black Francis
    • Doolittle
  • X-rays
  • SlimFast
  • Fanny Mae
  • University of Phoenix
  • Breaking Bad
  • Shadowfax from Lord of the Rings
  • 5-hour Energy
  • Kool-Aid Man
  • Stone Soup

Behind the scenes

The Healer (Live from PAX East 2016)
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Crance Windowwhistle, Arnie, Chunt, Verren McShingleshane, Usidore
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