62 The Healer (Live from PAX East 2016)
The Healer (Live from PAX East 2016)
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Air Date: May 16, 2016 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Crance Windowwhistle the Healer
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity

Description

"A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse."

Summary

This week's guest is traveling physician Crance Windowwhistle. He discusses his healing techniques, which vary from the standard Foonish practice of consulting a leech (and possibly the leech's ex-, Ray). Arnie ask for a check-up but he can't decide which half of his clothes to remove.

Crance share's some of his cures for common ailments:

  • Back pain - Beer
  • Bat pain - an equal but opposite bat
  • Arm pain - Apotheosis

They also discuss diabetes (when you die from a bee swarm attack), pax (Princes Allowing Xylophones), and health potions(red potion is mostly chicken blood).

The emails are primarily about Arnie's pink shirt, but they also discuss Foonish soups, the most erotic food on Foon (broccoli).

Crance discusses the advantage of having the same name as one's spouse, which leads to a conversation about romance that results in Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore all performing romantic limericks.

Foon Sponsor

Verron McShingleshane

Interlude

Arnie, Chunt & Usidore are briefly able to converse with the Burger King employee through the rift, and learn that chicken fries are back. Arnie forgets to convey a message to his family before the connection is lost.

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