Season 1, Ep 65 – Dancer
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date June 6, 2016
Episode no. S01E65
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Josh Swollensword the Dancer
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Editor Evan Jacover
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
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"Dancer" is the sixty-fifth episode of season one of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on June 6, 2016. This episode features Lawrence Collerd as Josh Swollensword.


"We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it."


Chunt is in the final phase of curse, and has replaced the arm he lost last week with a stick. He is preparing for the end and share his Final Fantasy #7 with Arnie and Usidore. Part 1 is for a tapestry to made on Earth to commemorate his various forms. Part 2 is for Arnie to help him load his genitals with his sole sperm so that he may reproduce before he dies. After some waffling, Arnie agrees to do whatever Chunt needs.

The guest is Josh Swollensword, a former Mittens star that turned to erotic dance after losing his hip in a Mittens injury. His parent were insured through an HMO (Humans? Monsters Only) which resulted in his being treated by a goblin doctor. He received a transplanted goblin hip which made him a fantastic dancer. His specialty is lap dancing, and he mostly works at bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings, and funerals.

He also discusses his workout routine before Usidore receives a message from Otok via the resonance stone.

Otok's quest

Otok, Flower, and Krom are traveling at night in a wagon, and when Krom throws out an empty barrel into the woods. They are quickly detained by Usidore (riding Grimhoof) who explains that he is not only concerned with great evils, like the Dark lord but also small evils like littering. Usidore bickers with the other questers before departing.

Back in the tavern Arnie is confused that Usidore is able to be in both be in the tavern and in the message from Otok. Usidore acknowledges that there may be some time delay due to interference from mountains.

Arnie upsets Josh by asking questions about his inability to play mittens, his loss of physical skills when aging, and his eventual death, upsetting Josh. To cheer him up Chunt asks for a lapdance. He's so impressed by Josh's skill he asks Josh to dance at his funeral.

Emails and care packages

Additional appearances

The party on Otok's Quest checks in via the resonance stone: Otok Barleyfoot, Krom the Barbarian, Flower.

Earth references

Behind the scenes

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Arnie, Usidore, Josh Swollensword, Chunt
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