68 The Princess and the Eunuch
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Air Date: June 27, 2016 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Benedict Whisperbrew
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Evan Jacover Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox, Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz
Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity and Blue Apron

Description

"Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen."

Summary

Chunt informs Arnie & Usidore that he has begun socializing with other king animals including the king of Otter and the king of Horses. They call themselves the Insane Crown Posse. News of Albain Belaroth's death has now reached Hogsface.

The guests are Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth and the eunuch Benedict Whisperbrew. Trachea is unmoved by her father's death, but has redoubled her efforts to finding and killing her brother Tomblain so that she may take the throne. Benedict, who has been replaced at court by an old rival eunuch, Duncan Brittlebrains, is conspiring with her. As they travel Trachea prefers to dine only on King animals, a fact which worries Chunt (badgers are not generally food animals, but its only a few days until the feast of St. Pedtlepats, the woman who introduced badgers to Foon, and badgers are usually served there).

Trachea and Benedict are aware of Tom's activities as an actor. To lure him out of hiding, they have written a script that they describe as pure Tosser-bait and are spreading news of open auditions. They perform a scene, and Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore try to persuade them to mount the play themselves. Benedict is convinced immediately, but Trachea is only persuaded once she is convinced that winning a Tosser before Tom will cause him the greatest pain prior to his death. They resolve to put on a show.

Foon Sponsor

The Vermilion Minotaur - Blemish reveals that he has now has wine in casks made from his enemies.

Additional Appearances

Emails & Packages

  • a listener has invited the goon companions to a SciFi wedding
  • a listener sends toy dinosaurs and warns Arnie that Usidore & Chunt may betray them at anytime
  • a deli in Ann Arbor sent their home-made candybars
  • a listener sent a Curse Awareness button with buttholes
  • a listener sent a backpack that looks like a badger

Earth References

Ottoman Empire
Insane Clown Posse
Charlize Theron

Notes

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