9 Goblins
Goblins
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Air Date: May 4, 2015 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Goblins Inta and Nerf
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistant: Garrett Schultz

Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative

Description

"Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don’t really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I’ll find out today!"

Summary

Chunt updates Arnie on his love life. He hit on a Gila Monster and struck out.

Usidore explains how he can make magical smoke images when he smokes pipe weed.

Arnie learns about Goblins from Inta and Nerf two married Goblins. After they explain the difference between orcs and goblins, they tell about their 17 children and their complicated goblin wedding.

In a conversation about orcs, Nerf believes there are some good orcs, but Usidore is convinced that they are all evil.

Inta and Nerf were the first goblins allowed in The Vermilion Minotaur after the goblin ban was lifted on Sundays. The goblins have a whole underground entertainment industry where Nerf was a well known dancer. He does a little dance for Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt while Arnie tries to sing Seven Dragons and a Baby.

Inta and Nerf talk about their honeymoon at The Lake, the only lake in Foon. Then they basically do it on the show. Everyone is grossed out.

Foon Sponsor

The Vermilion Minotaur once again sponsors the episode with Otok Barleyfoot telling the listeners about all of the weekly specials.

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