Blemish
Blemish
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
Blemish
Artwork by Vaughn Pinpin
First appearance "Blemish"
Played by Martin Wilson
Information
Name Blemish
Nickname(s) Crazy Jared
Species Half-dwarf
Occupation Tavern boy
Affiliation The Dark Lord

Blemish is a half-dwarvish employee of The Vermilion Minotaur.

History

Blemish was born in The Vermilion Minotaur. He is the son of Bumble and the grandson of Bimbo, who both worked under Otok Barleyfoot at the tavern, and helped create the recipe for the tavern's spiced potatoes. He is known for his knowledge of rumors, and often uses rumors to inspire his performance at Chunt's Night, where his specialty is "angry song". He has been noticed sneaking into guests' rooms and "feeding on [their] night breath", looking at them in a silent scream. He often speaks about someday gaining power and exacting revenge, but when pressed always says that he's just kidding about it.

Blemish has some magical affinity for cats, including the ability/tendency to vomit up whole live cats.

When Otok leaves Hogsface on a quest to find his daughter Activia, Blemish is left in charge of the Vermilion Minotaur, though Otok also asks Arnie to keep an eye on things.

Appearance

Blemish has an unfortunate habit of taking his penis out of his robe while working. He showed his true naked form at the battle in the Vermilion Minotaur in episode 100. Although Blemish's penis had been out before, this time they noticed that he had a cat penis. He also has a cat butthole.

According to 52 Sacks of Flour, Blemish has webbed toes.

Mirror Realms

Blemish's counterpart on the evil mirror world is also named Blemish. This counterpart was also half-dwarf, but that half was destroyed by Tannakin the Terrible leaving him to crawl around without it. Unlike most inhabitant of the Mirror Realm, he is kind-hearted & decent.

The Blemish counterpart in the family-friendly dimension, also named Blemish, is a boy with angry feelings. He is a minion of the Dark Mood.

Notes

According to Spurt the Elder, both Blemish's and Otok Barleyfoot's families have a long history of helping travelers leave weapons hidden in the tavern and score drugs.

Blemish is played by Martin Wilson.

Episodes

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