Blemish

Blemish
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
Artwork by Vaughn Pinpin
First appearance	"Blemish"
Played by	Martin Wilson
Information
Name	Blemish
Nickname(s)	Crazy Jared
Species	Half-dwarf
Occupation	Tavern boy
Affiliation	The Dark Lord

Blemish is a half-dwarvish employee of The Vermilion Minotaur.

History

Blemish was born in The Vermilion Minotaur. He is the son of Bumble and the grandson of Bimbo, who both worked under Otok Barleyfoot at the tavern, and helped create the recipe for the tavern's spiced potatoes. He is known for his knowledge of rumors, and often uses rumors to inspire his performance at Chunt's Night, where his specialty is "angry song". He has been noticed sneaking into guests' rooms and "feeding on [their] night breath", looking at them in a silent scream. He often speaks about someday gaining power and exacting revenge, but when pressed always says that he's just kidding about it.

Blemish has some magical affinity for cats, including the ability/tendency to vomit up whole live cats.

When Otok leaves Hogsface on a quest to find his daughter Activia, Blemish is left in charge of the Vermilion Minotaur, though Otok also asks Arnie to keep an eye on things.

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Blemish spends a lot of time in the basement at the Minotaur, claiming that that's where he keeps a wife he has made from sacks of flour. In reality, he was also preparing the cellar to hold a portal that allowed The Dark Lord to come to the Minotaur. Blemish fought alongside Baron Ragoon, Squibbert, and Evil Tannakin with the help of The Dark Lord to stop Usidore's quest by capturing his party in battle at The Vermilion Minotaur.

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As a reward for Blemish's assistance in conquering Hogsface, the Dark Lord gives Blemish the control of the Vermilion Minotaur and gives life to the 52 sacks of flour Blemish has assembled as his wife.

Blemish gained new confidence from a nickname the Baron gave him: Crazy Jared (based on a woman the Baron knew by the same name).

During a struggle in the basement with Arnie and Usidore, Blemish accidentally spit into the Bowl of Watery Death, shrank, and drowned in the bowl, professing his love for Otok Barleyfoot before he died. To conceal his death from the other minions of the Dark Lord, Arnie Chunt & Usidore created several carfoon versions of Blemish(see below), and even for a time hire the actor Winky Silks to impersonate Blemish.

Appearance

Blemish has an unfortunate habit of taking his penis out of his robe while working. He showed his true naked form at the battle in the Vermilion Minotaur in episode 100. Although Blemish's penis had been out before, this time they noticed that he had a cat penis. He also has a cat butthole.

According to 52 Sacks of Flour, Blemish has webbed toes.

Mirror Realms

"Good" Blemish of Evil Foon

Blemish's counterpart on the evil mirror world is also named Blemish. This counterpart was also half-dwarf, but that half was destroyed by Tannakin the Terrible leaving him to crawl around without it. Unlike most inhabitant of the Mirror Realm, he is kind-hearted & decent.

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"Good" Blemish teams up with Tannakin the Pinglet when she arrives in Mirror Foon, eventually forcing the (mirror) Dark Lord's surrender. To avoid final defeat, that realm's Usidore, Usidore the Black, sends Good Blemish to regular Foon when he returns Tannakin.

Good Blemish and Good Tannakin appear in the destroyed location of Hogsface. After meeting a cooper in nearby O'Banon's Glen who builds him a wheel chair (and gives him a carfoon Blemish in a box), Good Blemish & Tannakin make their way to the Northeast, intending to offer their assistance to the King to defeat this Foon's Dark Lord. Arriving in Northeastia they meet Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore. After telling their tale, they give the trio the carfoon Blemish.

Family-friendly Blemish

The Blemish counterpart in the family-friendly dimension, also named Blemish, is a boy with angry feelings. He is a minion of the Dark Mood.

Carfoon Blemish

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After Blemish's death during the occupation of Hogsface Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore make an effort to conceal the barman's death from the other Dark Lord forces. Multiple copies are made, most dying quickly, but one version is made with magical, forbidden paint that can last indefinitely. This one eventually makes it way into the possession of Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore, and is present when the Usidore kills the Dark Lord at Black Spire Volcano. However, despite appearances the Dark Lords efforts to cheat death have succeeded, and the evil wizards essence is transported into Carfoon Blemish.

For more details see Carfoon Blemish

Notes

According to Spurt the Elder, both Blemish's and Otok Barleyfoot's families have a long history of helping travelers leave weapons hidden in the tavern and score drugs.

Blemish is played by Martin Wilson.

Episodes

Episodes

• Season 1, Ep 18 — "Blemish" (first appearance)
• Mentioned in many episodes as being present in the Vermilion Minotaur
• Season 1, Ep 47 — "Otok's Quest"
• Season 1, Ep 48 — "DQ Returns"
• Season 1, Ep 50 — "Larry Birdman"
• Season 1, Ep 51 — "Baron Ragoon"
• Season 1, Ep 54 — "Tom the Nominee"
• Season 1, Ep 67 — "Ooze"
• Season 1, Ep 69 — "Halfling Bards"
• Season 1, Ep 74 — "Letters and Packages"
• Season 1, Ep 88 — "Dragonborn"
• Season 1, Ep 97 — "Kobold"
• Season 1, Ep 98 – "King of the Badger"
• Season 1, Ep 100 — "Usidore's Quest"
• Season 2, Ep 1 – "The Podcast"
• Season 2, Ep 17 — "Crazy Jared"
• Season 2, Ep 18 — "The Basement" (last regular appearance)
• Interlude — "Hey Kids, it’s a Magic Tavern!"
• Season 2, Ep 54 — "Fangy Yelly" (impersonated by the Memory Gremlin)
• Season 2, Ep 55 — "Road Trip" (impersonated by the Memory Gremlin)
• Season 2, Ep 56 — "Jamillious Returns" (impersonated by the Memory Gremlin)
• Season 2, Ep 82 — "Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish" (as a carfoon)
• Season 2, Ep 83 — "Blemish Returns" (as a carfoon)
• Season 2, Ep 86 — "Hogsface and Chicago" (as a carfoon)
• Season 2, Ep 101 — "Do NOT Listen" (as a carfoon)
• Season 3, Ep 32 — "Five Years"
• Interlude — "Five Mirror World Years"
• Season 3, Ep 93 — "Good Tannakin and Good Blemish"