Blemish

Blemish
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
Blemish
Artwork by Vaughn Pinpin
Portrayed by: Martin Wilson
Information
Name: Blemish
Nickname(s): Crazy Jared
Species: Half-dwarf
Occupation: Tavern boy
Affiliation: The Dark Lord

Blemish is a half-dwarvish employee of The Vermilion Minotaur.

Blemish was played by Martin Wilson.

History

Blemish is the son of Bumble, grandson of Bimbo, who both worked under Otok Barleyfoot at the Vermilion Minotaur, and helped create the recipe for the tavern's spiced potatoes. He is known for his knowledge of rumors, and often uses rumors to inspire his performance at Chunt's Night, where his specialty is "angry song". He has been noticed sneaking into guests' rooms and "feeding on [their] night breath", looking at them in a silent scream and expelling a cat from his mouth. He often speaks about someday gaining power and exacting revenge, but always says that he's just kidding about it.

When Otok leaves Hogsface on a quest to find his daughter Activia, Blemish is left in charge of the Vermilion Minotaur, though Otok also asks Arnie to keep an eye on things.

Blemish said he keeps going to the basement at the Minotaur because that is where he keeps his dwarven wife made from a series of 52 sacks of flour. In reality, he was also preparing the cellar to hold a portal that allowed The Dark Lord to come to the Minotaur. Blemish fought alongside Baron Ragoon, Squibbert, and Evil Tannakin with the help of The Dark Lord to stop Usidore's quest by capturing his party in battle at The Vermilion Minotaur.

Blemish still worked at the tavern afterwards but did so happily after The Dark Lord took over Hogsface alongside Daphne the unwed mother as barmaid.

Blemish gained new confidence from a nickname the Baron gave him: Crazy Jared (based on a woman the Baron knew by the same name).

During a struggle in the basement with Arnie and Usidore, Blemish accidentally spit into the Bowl of Watery Death, shrank, and drowned in the bowl, professing his love for Otok Barleyfoot before he died.

Appearance

Blemish has an unfortunate habit of taking his penis out of his robe while working. He showed his true naked form at the battle in the Vermillion Minotaur in episode 100. Although Blemish's penis had been out before, this time they noticed that he had a cat penis.

According to 52 Sacks of Flour, Blemish has webbed toes.

Mirror Realms

Blemish's counterpart on the evil mirror world is also named Blemish. This counterpart is also half-dwarf, but that half was destroyed by Tannakin the Terrible so he now just crawls around without it.

The Blemish counterpart in the family-friendly dimension, also named Blemish, is a boy with angry feelings. He is a minion of the Dark Mood.

Episodes

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