| Teachers & Classrooms | |
| Offices & Bosses episode | |
| Air Date | April 12, 2017 |
| Episode No. | Season 1, Ep BONUS |
| Episode Link | |
| Hosts | |
| Arnie, aka Rafael the Adult Ninja Turtle: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young |
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| Guest appearance(s) | |
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Metamore: Bill Arnett Special Thanks: Maximum Fun and Jesse Thorn |
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| Production | |
| Producer(s) | Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover |
| Editor | Chris Rathjen |
| Production assistance | Garrett Schultz |
| Theme Music | Andy Poland |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Episode chronology | |
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"Teachers & Classrooms" is a bonus episode of the Offices & Bosses miniseries recorded live at Very Very Fun Day in Chicago. It was originally released on April 12, 2017.
Description
Metamore has an expansion pack for the game. And Flower is back to play.
Summary
Usidore reveals that one of his secret names is so powerful that if you seen it written on a page, the ink will take form of a tiny man with a tiny sword and stab you in the nostrils until you are very tired.
Metamore bought an expansion pack called “Classrooms & Teachers.” They decide to play younger high school versions of their Offices & Bosses characters:
Arnie: Rafael the Adult Ninja Turtle, a 40 year old turtle pretending to be a teenager. He’s adopted and raised by an elderly rat, both literally and figuratively. His original Orlando Bloom character is not come from this world, so his character is new.
Chunt: Dan Smith the burnout. His parents are a little distant, and his dad once hit him but regrets it.
Usidore: John Bastion the mathlete. His parents are cool, but they also have drugs and alcohol talks with him often.
Flower: Gail Davidson the new girl (before she met Fred Durst). She is raised by her nice aunt and uncle.
The students enter the classroom. Dan Smith shows attitude to the teacher and gets sent to the principal’s office. John, Rafael and Gail escort Dan to the office, but along the way Dan offers weed. Gail smokes it openly, attracting the attention of the Mr. Oglethorpe the janitor. The janitor has no issue with it so they avoid further trouble, and Dan offers some to him.
At the principal’s office, Rafael panics and throws his sai at the principal and strikes him in the chest, and John casts a spell of algebraic confusion. Gail realizes that the principal is her father, and gives him the Heimlich maneuver, expelling the sai. The principal could put the attack on Rafael’s permanent record, so they consider killing him to prevent this. Gail realizes that his father is not related to the aunt and uncle that she loves so she also votes to kill him. The principal reveals that he was involved in some bad dealings and got into debt, and had to abandon his Gail.
John puts a home-made bomb in front of the principal. The principal backs down and decides not to punish anyone, except he will have to escort John to the mathlete competition in Peoria, and everyone must go with him to the school bus. Gail is disappointed that they’ll miss the spring fling.
Metamore explains that the game ends with a silent montage, so he asks everyone to describe what they are doing during the montage:
1. Dan Smith is crying and emotional, and playing his smaller-than-average penis like a guitar.
2. John Bastion is doing math on a piece of paper and writing math graffiti everywhere.
3. Rafael makes a monologue about their unlikely bond and asks if they will continue be friends after this moment.
4. Gail walks passed the bus and gets on a different bus to New York City.
5. Rafael pumps his fist into the air and freeze frames.
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Earth references
- “Kiss from a Rose” — Seal
- Breakfast Club
- Never Been Kissed
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rafael, Krang, Splinter, Shredder, The Secret of the Ooze, Turtles in Time
- Domino's
- Lunchables
- Varsity Blues
- Freeze frame
- “Don't You (Forget About Me)” — Simple Minds
Notes
This bonus episode was performed live at Maximum Fun's Very Very Fun Day podcasting festival in Chicago on February 11, 2017.