Books of Foon

The books of Foon are numerous.

Fiction

• The Loneliest Loneliest Son of Lonely by Tom Bigglesworth, a childrens' book that inspired Foon's most popular sport Mittens
• One Groovy Minotaur by Rook Nasterly, the first in Nasterly's series of half detective novel/half pornos of which seven are planned
• Two Swanky Cyclopses by Rook Nasterly
• Three Randy Centaurs by Rook Nasterly
• Four Chill Wood Elves by Rook Nasterly
• Bride of Prejudice by Rook Nasterly, the second prequel in another Nasterly series, this one about a bigoted detective
• Handmaidens of Blurth
• Handmaidens of Blurth: Felicia's Erotic Journey
• Handmaidens of Blurth: The Dragon Cock Chronicles
• Anal Trolls 1, 2, & 3 — (Two is widely considered the best)
• Misty Maidens
• The Foggy Boys
• Watch Maidmen
• The Red Shoe Diaries
• Stinky Reginald and the Maiden of Gorn

Non-fiction

• Eat Prey, Love, a book about a mother wolf teaching her cub to eat its prey and love it
• Leaky Wands and Other Telltale Signs of WD [Wizard Dysfunction]
• Spintax: The Unauthorized Biography
• My Two Heads by Simon Lemmington Bartholomew, Monster Hunter
• A History of Hogsface (Itself)
• Succession, a book on the rules of royal succession

Books of magic

• The Pandenomicon by Spintax the Green, the most comprehensive tome on demonology in Foon, with additional details on miscellaneous monsters and Spintax's sexual exploits
• The Book of the Things That Have Names, a foundational text for any being who wishes to learn spellcraft
• You Can't Change It Back: Think Before You Spell
• Makin' It Rain and 49 Other Weather-Based Spells You Can Do At Home
• Incantations, From Alakazam to Zoobilee Zoo, a scroll of 26 spells, including Bibbity Boppity Boop, which turns gourds into riding instruments

Self-help books

• Think You Can’t Change Your Life? I Bat You Can by Tomblain Belaroth
• Thinking Happy Thoughts to Slay the Demons that Surround Your Mind by Elroy Topplestar
• The Hush-Hush Thing, a book that teaches you how to make something you want come true by screaming it aloud; endorsed by Oprah
• What to Expect When You're Expecting the Locust King by the Duchess Apocolyptica¹

Scrolls and periodicals

• Nymphs' News
• Witch's Bitches
• Scrolls of the Foonian Science Society

Earth books

Tomes transported to Foon through the efforts of the Earth man Arnie Niekamp

• The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
• Pride & Prejudice & Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith
• Five Stages of Grief by Dr. Elisabeth Kübler-Ross & David Kessler

Books of arcane power

• The Book of Sight, an artifact from the dawn of Foon, responsible for the rise of Dark Lords
• The Sacred Tome of Deyfral, in the protective care of Jyn'Leeviyah the Red

Footnotes

1. Fooniverse — "Good AfterFoon!"