Buttholes

The creatures land of Foon differ from those on Earth in many ways, but one of the most talked about ways on the podcast (thanks to Chunt and Arnie) is the tendency for magical creatures to have multiple buttholes. Many creatures are naturally created this way, while creatures conjured from magic often have as many as the caster desires.

Natural Categories

Two Buttholes

Two Buttholes and One Vestigial Butthole

Three Buttholes

Four Buttholes

  • Some demons

Cultural Notes

In Foon, the hand gesture with the index finger and thumb creating a circle, and the other three fingers spread (the "OK" sign on Earth) means "I have three buttholes". Presumably, this sign is used often by elves.

On the Podcast

Chunt is obsessed with having multiple buttholes, as he finds the experience quite novel. He even used an exceedingly rare Great Blue Tiger bone to wish to always have two. This desire seems to have hit a limit around 11, when it's pointed out that at this point he would be more hole than person, like a sponge. Nonetheless, he gets jealous when he meets someone who has more buttholes than he does. Lately, he has been thinking he might be happy with just one huge one. When Usidore creates a tiny horse with 25, everyone agrees that is too many.

Peopl with multiple buttholes have described the experience:

  • Spintax The Green describes it as "one for innies, one for outies"
  • Usidore has said that he enjoys eating a big bowl of rooster's feet and defecating, and that often you don't know which "way" things will go.
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