Carfoon Blemish

Carfoon Arnie
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
First appearance	Season 2, Ep 101 - "Big Mittens Game"
Played by	Martin Wilson
Information
Name	Carfoon Blemish
Nickname(s)	Crazy Jared
Species	carfoon
Occupation	barman

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Carfoon Blemish is a carfoon, a magical living drawing of Blemish the barman, which Arnie Niekamp created. The purpose of the carfoon was to trick the forces of the Dark Lord, first to conceal the real Blemish's death, then to save both the Earth and the citizens of Hogsface.

After Blemish's death Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore need to conceal the barman's absence from the other Dark Lord agents in occupied Hogsface. First a memory gremlin and then the actor Winky Silks are recruited to impersonate Blemish before Arnie begins using carfoons, which he had learned of from carfoonist Charles Schmutz. The first few copies Arnie makes die quickly (see below), but the last copy Arnie creates is still alive & active when the Dark Lord ends their truce and Baron Ragoon retakes control of Hogsface during the big mittens game.

The Baron, along with Dripfang LeDesparé and Carfoon Blemish, force the hosts to broadcast another episode of Hello From the Magic Tavern, intending to use the podcast to deliver the world-dissolving sounds of the Penelope to Earth, destroying it. Carfoon Blemish is the only one present who is known to be a carfoon at the time, but in fact the Arnie, Chunt, Usidore, & Claudia the witch who are present are also carfoon imposters. The ruse is a success, the Earth is saved, and the town of Hogsface is destroyed with the Baron, Dripfang and the carfoons all inside.

As the season ends, Usidore raises the possibility Arnie may have used magical forbidden paint to create some of the carfoons. The paint allows a carfoon, which usually only lives a few weeks, to exist indefinitely.

+ Warning! Spoilers Inside for Season Three. Click to reveal

In the third season it is confirmed Arnie used the forbidden paint in creating both Carfoon Blemish & Carfoon Arnie, meaning those carfoons are potentially immortal.

A cooper investigating the rubble of Hogsface discovered Carfoon Blemish, and thinking he may be of some import he places the carfoon in a box. He gives the box to Good Blemish & Tannakin the Pinglet when they arrive in Foon one year after the destruction of Hogsface. Tannakin & Good Blemish transport the box to Northeastia with the intent of giving it to the Belaroths, before learning of its origins(and lack of tactical value) from Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore. Carfoon Blemish is then handed over to the trio.

Upon learning of Arnie's abduction by the Dark Lord from Carfoon Arnie, Usidore decides to bring Carfoon Blemish along on their rescue mission to save Arnie from the Black Spire Volcano. Usidore is convinced that Carfoon Blemish is capable of turning good, reasoning that as long as Arnie considered Blemish redeemable at the time Carfoon Blemish was drawn it would be possible. To the surprise of many Blemish does indeed have a change of heart during the journey when shown true friendship by his "boat buds." Carfoon Blemish then helps with the assault on the island and discovers a secret tunnel to the Dark Lord's chamber.

Carfoon Blemish is present when the Dark Lord completes the construction of his death defying artifact, and witnesses its apparent failure and the defeat of the Dark Lord by Usidore. However appearances are misleading, and upon his death the Dark Lord’s essence is successfully transferred to Carfoon Blemish. Usidore, Arnie, & Chunt take Carfoon Blemish/the Dark Lord prisoner and swear to conceal that the Dark Lord lives on, both to prevent him from killing the carfoon body and regaining his wizard form, & to ensure his followers disband in despair. The leave the island volcano with Carfoon Blemish hidden in a sack, with the intent of keeping him a secret prisoner indefinitely.

Carfoon Blemish is played by Martin Wilson.

Notes

Episodes

• Season 2, Ep 82 — "Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish" (temporary carfoon)
• Season 2, Ep 83 — "Blemish Returns" (temporary carfoon)
• Season 2, Ep 86 — "Hogsface and Chicago" (temporary carfoon)
• Season 2, Ep 101 — "Do NOT Listen" (first appearance of permanent carfoon)
• Season 3, Ep 93 — "Good Tannakin and Good Blemish"
• Season 3, Ep 100 — "Rescue Party"
• Season 3, Ep 101 — "Volcano"
• Season 4, Ep 2 — "Mind Games" (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)
• Season 4, Ep 10 — "Year Without a Chris Must"