Castle Nowhere

Castle Nowhere is a castle in a pocket dimension. It contains many doors that can open onto other worlds, so long as one is welcome on the other side.

Its is inhabited by its concierge, Honey Vandershrimp, who is the size of a baby and wears the concierge outfit she was born with.

The castle has many rooms, such as a pool, a lounge, and doors to other dimensions (such as an underwater world or a Western town). There are even doors on the ceiling.

The weather in the castle changes. There are stairs with creatures roaming them. The castle serves an Earth-like Continental/European breakfast.

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The portal in the basement of The Vermilion Minotaur that The Dark Lord used to attack at the Battle of Hogsface connects to Castle Nowhere. The Dark Lord had enslaved Honey Vandershrimp to his service, but Usidore the Blue breaks her magical bonds and frees her and Castle Nowhere from his control.¹

Footnotes

1. Season 2, Ep 71 – "Castle Nowhere"