Castle Nowhere

Castle Nowhere is a castle in a pocket dimension that lies on the other side of the portal in the basement of The Vermilion Minotaur that The Dark Lord used in the Siege of Hogsface.

Its concierge is Honey Vandershrimp who is the size of a baby and wears the concierge outfit she was born with.

The castle has many rooms, such as a pool, a lounge, and doors to other dimensions (such as an underwater world or a Western town). There are even doors on the ceiling.

The weather in the castle changes.

There are stairs with creatures roaming them.

The castle serves an Earth-like Continental/European breakfast.

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