Dick Wizardry

Dick Wizardry
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Information
Name	Dick Wizardry
Species	Unknown
Occupation	Mittens player
Affiliation	Capitol City White Trash

Dick Wizardry is a famous Mittens player. He lived in Capitol City and played for the Capitol City White Trash, a team with a controversial name. He has a well-known "rivalry by fire" with Larry Birdman.¹

Larry Birdman claims that Dick Wizardry is responsible for the murder of two of Birdman's wives, and framing Birdman for the same. He also accuses Wizardry using performance enhancing drugs.²

+ Warning! Spoilers Inside for Season Two. Click to reveal

Larry is vindicated when Dick's diary is found detailing his murders and attempt to frame Larry. Dick Wizardry is found Super Guilty but escapes via a magical portal before sentence can be carried out.³

Footnotes

1. Season 1, Ep 50 — "Larry Birdman"

2. Season 2, Ep 88 — "Mittens and Literature"

3. Season 2, Ep 47 — "Mittens Returns"