Dwarfs

Dwarfs are a short, strong race in Foon. Many are brewers and vintners.

There is a legend and/or nursery rhyme in Foon about a famous bisectual dwarf.

The Pinglets were decimated in the Pinglet-Dwarf Wars so that there are very few today.

Dwarven Characteristics

  • ride horses
  • nurse until 50 but often marry by 30
  • dwarven womens' nipples are as hard as iron
  • dwarven mens' penises are as hard as stone
  • often participate in costume play
  • don't like water, and bathe in a Chardonnay blend made from the grapes that don't make it into their varietals

Dwarfs in Foon

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