Elf On A Shelf Furniture is a business owned by D'athaniel Quen'yarvin in the town of Hogsface, and sells custom cabinets, shelves, and other furniture. His furniture is crafted by a method of kicking, which uses a spiked boot as a lathe.
This gives the furniture a vintage beaten and weathered look which appeals to Foonians. His business will ship furniture to any place on Foon, using a network of eagles, wyverns, spiders, and other creatures. It will ship unpackaged so as to get an even more battered and weathered look on the journey.
Its sign is a picture of D'athaniel sitting on a shelf. The store can be found in a different location every day of the month, so simply look for the sign. You can stop in to order custom furniture, or simply see what he's kicked that day.