Elves are a magical peoples native to Foon.


Elves have three buttholes. Half-elves have two buttholes and one vestigial butthole.

Relationship with Goblins

There is an old rift between elves and goblins, which unfortunately leads to a lot of prejudice against goblins. As a result, the goblins have an even-further-underground economy and entertainment business.


The King of the Elves is Chellen Kangkangkang, or perhaps in Hel'llacan'th'ethnth in the elvish spelling1


Elves on the podcast include:

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