Elves are a magical peoples native to Foon.
Physiology
Elves have three buttholes. Half-elves have two buttholes and one vestigial butthole.
Elves can survive 8 weeks without food, 8 days without water, and 8 minutes without air.1
Culture
Royalty
The High King of the Elves is Chellen Kangkangkang, or perhaps in Hel'llacan'th'ethnth in the elvish spelling.2
Q'ueen Phinarae'll has royal claim to the Satur’neth F’orest, it is not clear what her relationship to Hel'llacan'th'ethnth is.
Relationship with Goblins
There is an old rift between elves and goblins, which unfortunately leads to a lot of prejudice against goblins. As a result, the goblins have an even-further-underground economy and entertainment business.
Magic
Some elves are seeing their magical powers diminish of late, perhaps due to the ascendancy of evil forces in Foon.3
History
Elves originated in the West of Foon4
The Elves once conquered the land of Fingaroon.5
Elves of Note
Elven guests on HftMT
- D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, an Elvish archer who now runs a woodworking business
- Otok Barleyfoot, half-elf and the owner and proprietor of the Vermilion Minotaur
- Activia Barleyfoot, Otok's daughter and at least 1/4 elf.
- Borghilde, a fortune teller
- Braidwynn a mighty warrior elf
- Garreth the Beige
- Q'ueen Phinarae'll, L’ady of the Satur’neth F’orest, inclined to give out quests
Other Elves
- Elvator, a gifted elf known for his standout performance of The Dance of the 12 Confessions at Festival of the Satiated Hippogriff6.