List of "Hello From the Magic Tavern" Episodes

Season 1

1	Hello from the Magic Tavern	March 9, 2015
	Hi. I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I’m still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon…
2	Tom the Traveler	March 17, 2015
	This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I’m hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon.
3	Flower	March 23, 2015
	This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we’ll be good friends.
4	The FML	March 30, 2015
	This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower.
5	Foon’s Greatest Swordsman	April 6, 2015
	Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon.
6	The Vermilion Minotaur	April 13, 2015
	After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I’m not sure what to expect from him.
7	Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth	April 20, 2015
	I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name “Belaroth” sounds familiar.
8	Pimbly Nimblebottom	April 27, 2015
	I’m told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!
9	Goblins	May 4, 2015
	Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don’t really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I’ll find out today!
10	Homesick	May 11, 2015
	I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn’t find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I’m feeling pretty homesick.
11	The Eunuch	May 18, 2015
	I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface… and he’s here to see me!
12	Krom the Barbarian	May 27, 2015
	Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is… a big guy.
13	Boys’ Night	June 1, 2015
	Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys’ Night!
14	Music of Foon	June 9, 2015
	Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.
15	Transdimensional Deliveryman	June 15, 2015
	Boys’ night was so much fun I didn’t book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.
16	Spintax the Green	June 22, 2015
	I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming…
17	D’athaniel Quen’yarvin	June 29, 2015
	This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He’s an elf.
18	Blemish	July 6, 2015
	Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.
19	The Namer	July 13, 2015
	Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That’s a thing in Foon.
20	The Wedding Planner	July 21, 2015
	This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon…assuming you’re not a tree.
21	No Arnie	July 27, 2015
	Hi! It’s Chunt. I’m the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.
22	Sarah	August 3, 2015
	She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here!
23	Soul Walker	August 10, 2015
	I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.
24	The Plan	August 17, 2015
	Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He’s my guest this week.
25	Eagles	August 24, 2015
	With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.
26	Hunger Ghost	September 1, 2015
	I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.
27	Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)	September 8, 2015
	Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see… us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore’s robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.
28	Forever Girl	September 14, 2015
	This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.
29	The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)	September 21, 2015
	Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up.
30	The Midwife	September 28, 2015
	I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon
31	Bridge Troll	October 6, 2015
	This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us!
32	Offices & Bosses	October 12, 2015
	There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works.
33	Spurt the Elder	October 19, 2015
	Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing.
34	Chunt for Red October	October 26, 2015
	The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need.
35	Earth Stuff	November 2, 2015
	Earth. Stuff.
36	Low Battery	November 9, 2015
	Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed!
37	Tannakin the Pinglet	November 16, 2015
	I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest.
38	Letters	November 23, 2015
	We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night!
39	Can the Wizard	November 30, 2015
	Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us.
40	Chu Chu’s Chow	December 7, 2015
	We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes.
41	Skeleton	December 14, 2015
	I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy!
42	Winter Solstice	December 21, 2015
	There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.
Bonus Episode	Winter Solstice Bonus	December 28, 2015
	Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.
43	Sharks	January 4, 2016
	This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.
44	Arnor the Warrior	January 11, 2016
	We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick out of that.
45	The First Jew of Foon	January 18, 2016
	I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer!
46	Assassin	January 25, 2016
	No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table?
47	Otok’s Quest	February 1, 2016
	Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.
48	DQ Returns	February 8, 2016
	I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time.
49	Princess Phillipa	February 15, 2016
	There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life.
50	Larry Birdman	February 22, 2016
	Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Cavalcade Part 1.
51	Baron Ragoon	February 29, 2016
	This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!
52	One Year	March 7, 2016
	It’s my one-year anniversary in Foon and I’m going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boys’ Night!
53	Tom the Nominee	March 14, 2016
	Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he’s back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet.
54	Witch	March 21, 2016
	What’s a polite word for hag?
55	Homunculus	March 28, 2016
	I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It’s still weird.
56	Dungeon Guard	April 4, 2016
	This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!
57	Dreamclimber	April 11, 2016
	Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us!
58	Keeper of the Doom Horn	April 18, 2016
	We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World’s End. Really hoping he doesn’t blow it.
59	Dr. Ward	April 25, 2016
	This week, we’re visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can’t wait to learn about doctors in Foon!
60	Confidential Courier	May 2, 2016
	This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What’s he couriering? We’ll see if he’ll confide.
61	Sheriff	May 9, 2016
	Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface.
62	The Healer (Live from PAX East 2016)	May 16, 2016
	A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.
63	The Singing Sword	May 23, 2016
	Jak Vorpal, Foon’s Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have…an interesting dynamic.
64	Jamillious the Mauve	May 30, 2016
	I meet Foon’s current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon’s first black wizard.
65	Dancer	June 6, 2016
	We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.
66	The Curse	June 13, 2016
	It feels like this may be it… our last chance to save Chunt.
67	Ooze	June 20, 2016
	I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it…him…them?
68	The Princess and the Eunuch	June 27, 2016
	Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen.
69	Halfling Bards	July 4, 2016
	As a special treat for Chunt, I’ve paid for Foon’s biggest band to make an appearance.
70	Goblin Queen	July 11, 2016
	It’s goblin day at the Minotaur again and we’re joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She’s very approachable!
71	Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)	July 18, 2016
	The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.
72	Last of the Singled Out Folk	July 25, 2016
	I’m not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.
73	Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)	August 1, 2016
	The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.
74	Letters and Packages	August 8, 2016
	Time to catch up on our many letters and packages.
75	Make-Up Artist	August 15, 2016
	An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore’s quest.
76	Pandenomicon	August 22, 2016
	I found these resonance stones in Spintax’s old hat.
77	The Baron and the Frog	August 29, 2016
	This week I’m excited to meet Foon’s first Unicorn dentist.
78	The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)	September 5, 2016
	The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!
79	Real Estate Agent	September 12, 2016
	You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest…
80	Inta and Nerf	September 19, 2016
	It’s Sunday in the tavern so let’s talk to two of our old goblin friends.
INTERLUDE	INTERLUDE - Mirror World	September 26, 2016
	Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.
81	Siren	October 3, 2016
	Let this week’s episode be a song that draws you in. You’ll be okay.
82	Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger	October 10, 2016
	It’s time again for Chunt’s annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.
83	Tree	October 17, 2016
	We need some cheering up so we’re having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree.
84	Memory Gremlin	October 24, 2016
	We’re still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.
85	Unicorn	October 31, 2016
	We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle.
86	Overworked Fairy	November 7, 2016
	This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.
87	Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This	November 14, 2016
	The tavern is very busy. Let’s talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor… and maybe someone else.
88	Dragonborn	November 21, 2016
	This week I interview a lizard guy who’s here to fix up the tavern.
89	Jyn’Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)	November 28, 2016
	At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore’s wizardly affections.
90	Dwarf (w/ Jon Gabrus)	December 5, 2016
	Let’s have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead.
91	Magic Turkey (w/ Scott Adsit, Live from the Chicago Podcast Festival)	December 12, 2016
	It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey.
92	Resonance Stone	December 19, 2016
	You know, it’s been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going?
92.1	Winter Solstice Bonus 2016	December 26, 2016
	A new song and a big announcement you’re going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week.
93	Goblin General	January 2, 2017
	Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.
94	Sarah for Real	January 9, 2017
	My name is Sarah Maher. And I’m trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I’m continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore.
95	Tom the Spy	January 16, 2017
	Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It’s time to hear what he’s learned.
96	Mic Test	January 23, 2017
	Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let’s… get out of the tavern…
97	Kobold	January 30, 2017
	Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we’ve met a kobold who’s selling stuff.
98	King of the Badger	February 6, 2017
	I do want to talk about badger stuff.
99	Push Ups (w/ Michael Hitchcock and Erin Whitehead live from San Francisco Sketchfest)	February 13, 2017
	We’re leaving on our quest in one week. But first… we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid.
100	Usidore's Quest	February 20, 2017
	Let’s talk to Usidore’s fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord.
100A	INTERLUDE - Chicago	February 27, 2017
	This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching.
100B	INTERLUDE - Cowboy World	March 6, 2017
	Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let’s check in with the town of Hogswood.
100C	INTERLUDE - Scenes from Foon	March 13, 2017
	The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more.

Season 2

S02E01	The Podcast	March 20, 2017
	Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard?
S02E02	Birdman of Hogsface	March 27, 2017
	Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he’d like to change in the game of Mittens.
S02E03	Satyr and Beholder (w/ Elliott Kalan and Stuart Wellington from The Flop House)	April 3, 2017
	We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball.
S02E04	Not the Sheriff	April 10, 2017
	We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice.
S02E05	Jayme and Sayme	April 17, 2017
	The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme.
S02E06	Mouse	April 24, 2017
	A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern.
S02E07	Carfoonist (Live from Emerald City Comic Con)	May 1, 2017
	The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a 'carfoonist.'
S02E08	Dripfang	May 8, 2017
	The Dark Lord’s Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo.
S02E09	Herbalists	May 15, 2017
	Magic can’t solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position.
S02E010	Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)	May 22, 2017
	We interview a muscular half man, half animal… only he’s not sure exactly what the animal half is.
S02E011	Surveillance Spider (w/ Cory Doctorow)	May 29, 2017
	The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we’ve got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale.
S02E012	Unwed Mother	June 5, 2017
	Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt’s new guard friend seems very strange.
S02E013	Gargoyle Girl	June 12, 2017
	We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne.
S02E014	Elf Help	June 19, 2017
	DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest.
S02E015	But What About Flower?	June 26, 2017
	We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long.
S02E016	Tom the Girlfriend	July 3, 2017
	Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around.
S02E017	Crazy Jared	July 10, 2017
	Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?
S02E018	The Basement	July 17, 2017
	Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.
S02E019	Momo	July 24, 2017
	Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord.
S02E020	King Krom	July 31, 2017
	Krom the warrior is back, but he’s been moving up in the world.
S02E021	Gnome	August 7, 2017
	We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship.
S02E022	Twins	August 14, 2017
	Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself.
S02E023	Used Horse Salesman	August 21, 2017
	Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.
S02E024	Book Club - The Great Gatsby	August 28, 2017
	A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.
S02E025	Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider live from Outside Lands Fest)	September 4, 2017
	An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.
S02E026	A Short One	September 11, 2017
	I don’t know… what if… we did a short one?
S02E027	But What About Forever Girl?	September 18, 2017
	Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord’s reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.
S02E028	Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)	September 25, 2017
	Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.
S02E029	Nymph	October 2, 2017
	A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in.
S02E030	Chunt For Red October 3 - The Sum Of All Rears	October 9, 2017
	Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.
S02E031	Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)	October 16, 2017
	The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.
S02E032	Dark Lord’s Birthday Party	October 23, 2017
	We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.
S02E033	Necromancer Performance Review	October 30, 2017
	It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better.
S02E034	Pulcifer the Unassuming (w/ Mike Pesca)	November 6, 2017
	We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming.
S02E035	New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)	November 13, 2017
	It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor.
S02E036	Blessed Troll	November 20, 2017
	We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers.
S02E037	Crone	November 27, 2017
	We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water.
S02E038	Treasure Chest	December 4, 2017
	This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.
S02E039	nymbee and Grundle (w/ Paul and Storm)	December 11, 2017
	Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again.
S02E040	Cockatrice (w/ Laura Grey)	December 18, 2017
	Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice!
S02E041	Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)	December 25, 2017
	It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.
S02E042	Tomorrow (w/Jordan Klepper Live from NYCC)	January 8, 2018
	The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more.
S02E043	Former Bird (w/ Joel Kim Booster)	January 15, 2018
	We talk to a boy who used to be a bird.
S02E044	Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz live from Washington D.C.)	January 22, 2018
	We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.)
S02E045	Night of the Oversharing Dead	January 29, 2018
	The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend!
S02E046	Lightbringers of Hogsface	February 5, 2018
	We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword.
S02E047	Mittens Returns	February 12, 2018
	Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team.
S02E048	Eunuch Tutor	February 19, 2018
	Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade.
S02E048B	INTERLUDE – Hey Kids, it’s a Magic Tavern!	February 26, 2018
	We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy.
S02E049	Three Years	March 5, 2018
	Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers.
S02E050	Reply All Wizards	March 11, 2018
	The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard.
S02E051	Squibbert	March 18, 2018
	Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it.
S02E052	Wheel Bear	March 25, 2018
	We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt.
S02E053	Advanced Offices & Bosses	April 1, 2018
	Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off.
S02E054	Fangy Yelly	April 9, 2018
	It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back.
S02E055	Road Trip	April 15, 2018
	We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations!
S02E056	Jamillious Returns	April 22, 2018
	Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship.
S02E057	Jyn’Leeviyah Returns	April 30, 2018
	The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems?
S02E058	Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro Live in LA)	May 6, 2018
	Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old.
S02E059	Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)	May 13, 2018
	After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern.
S02E060	Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)	May 20, 2018
	After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey.
S02E061	Chunt's House	May 27, 2018
	Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker.
S02E062	The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)	June 3, 2018
	We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards.
S02E063	Genie (w/ Lauren Lapkus)	June 10, 2018
	We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie.
S02E064	Scholar and Ogre	June 17, 2018
	The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well.
S02E065	Usidore’s House (w/ Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund and Mark McConville)	June 24, 2018
	An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients.
S02E066	Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)	July 1, 2018
	The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp.
S02E067	Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)	July 8, 2018
	Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon.
S02E068	But What About the Baron?	July 15, 2018
	Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along.
S02E069	Tavern Heist	July 22, 2018
	We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.
S02E070	Girls Night	July 29, 2018
	Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa.
S02E071	Castle Nowhere	August 5, 2018
	What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp.
S02E072	Dripfang Returns	August 12, 2018
	Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast.
S02E073	Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)	August 19, 2018
	Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center.
S02E074	Sweater Quest	August 26, 2018
	What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out?
S02E075	Beyond Sweater Quest	September 2, 2018
	We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok.
S02E076	Activia's Quest	September 9, 2018
	We sneak back into the Vermilion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.
S02E077	Just Todd	September 16, 2018
	We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic.
S02E078	Hunger Ghost Returns	September 23, 2018
	Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding!
S02E079	Doppelgänger	September 30, 2018
	Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone.
S02E080	Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago’s iO Theater)	October 7, 2018
	Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own.
S02E081	Squire	October 14, 2018
	Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him.
S02E082	Chunt for Red October 4 - Rainbow Squish	October 21, 2018
	It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help.
S02E083	Blemish Returns	October 28, 2018
	With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact.
S02E084	Traach and Treasure	November 4, 2018
	Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern.
S02E085	Gettin’ Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)	November 11, 2018
	Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins.
S02E086	Hogsface and Chicago	November 18, 2018
	While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.
S02E087	Blue and Green	November 25, 2018
	Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago.
S02E088	Mittens and Literature	December 2, 2018
	Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading.
S02E089	Book Club: Pride & Prejudice	December 9, 2018
	A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’.
S02E090	What Winter Solstice Means To Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)	December 16, 2018
	Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice.
S02E090B	Arnie’s Birthday Bonus Scene	January 6, 2019
	Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom. And we’ll be back Jan 14 with new episodes.
S02E091	Mysterious Anonymous	January 13, 2019
	This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon.
S02E092	Badgelor Party	January 20, 2019
	Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt.
S02E093	Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)	January 27, 2019
	We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff.
S02E094	Mothman (w/ Hank Green)	February 3, 2019
	A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth.
S02E095	Season 2, Ep 95 – Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)	February 10, 2019
	A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat.
S02E096	Tom the Author	February 17, 2019
	Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book.
S02E097	Chunt’s Mom	February 24, 2019
	Chunt’s mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion’s mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son’s friends.
S02E097B	INTERLUDE – Hello from the Future	March 3, 2019
	Checking in with the alternate reality versions of Arnie and the crew, transmitting from a B-movie science fiction universe. Secrets are revealed.
S02E098	Chunt’s Wedding	March 10, 2019
	You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his.
S02E099	The Weapon	March 17, 2019
	What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help.