Fairies

Fairies are a small humanoid species of Foon.

Fairy have many important duties in Foon, including enchanting people (i.e. improving the mood at parties), or waking up the sun. They work long hours and have very little job mobility; most fairies are assigned tasks based on their parents’ jobs.

Fairies only see in black & white dots. The current high King and Queen of the fairies are in rehab for "sex stuff."

Once a year the engage in the festival of Foonapalooza. At the end of the event, a child is stolen away and taken into the fairy world.

According to the goblin general Leebad Fellatio, fairies can be bribed with buttercups.1

Known Fairies

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