Fooniverse - Fall Asleep with Flower
Fooniverse - Fall Asleep with Flower
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
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Air date October 14, 2021
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Hosts Arnie, Usidore
Guests Flower
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Producers Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, Adal Rifai
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Editor Chris Rathjen
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Fooniverse - Fall Asleep with Flower" is a bonus episode of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on October 14, 2021.

Description

It's a slumber party with Arnie, Usidore and Flower. A calming, soothing audio experience to fall asleep to.

Summary

Arnie mentions that they receive so many emails about how people on Earth use the podcast to fall asleep. He and Usidore decide to have a sleepover in a room at the ParaSocial. Suddenly, they hear Flower, haunting them and scaring Usidore. Initially, Flower was waiting for her chance to interject, however she fell asleep while they were talking. Flower is then invited to the sleepover.

The three go over their sleep routines; Flower drinks until she passes out in her own dirt; Usidore meditate for an hour, strips to nothing, puts on a loin cloth, lays flat on a stone slab, where he turns himself into a beetle and grows to a pony size, then finally bursts into pajamas and sleeps; Arnie sets a time for himself to go to sleep, but usually find himself still up, eventually going to bed, but staring at a torch the whole time. Flower mentions she also likes to watch the sky at night, although the sky will eventually ask if she is still watching the sky.

Usidore offers to pour some drinks to the two. However, when Usidore pours some flagon on Arnie's feet, they realize that Usidore can't tell Arnie and Flower apart. They play a game where Usidore closes his eyes and guess who is speaking, but gets the answer spectacularly wrong. They then discuss their drink preferences, whether or not Ramshackle is a ghost or not, and how much does Flower drink. The three start to feel tuckered out, so Usidore starts sleeping first and Arnie gives Flower a night cap that matches his.

When Usidore wakes up again, he tells Arnie the story of Saint Nicole's Ass, a terrible demon that shits down the chimney. Although Arnie is intently listening, Usidore is surprised that he is more acclimated to the stories that he tells. Arnie retorts that he has been here for years now and does not feel to need to give overzealous reactions to the strange things he finds about Foon. As best friends, they agree that Arnie doesn't have to put on airs.

The group starts to feel hungry, so they set off on a bar raid. As they peer around the corner, Flower asks them to explain corners to her. However, the whole explanation is frightening to her. instead, Usidore goes off to steal the cheese in front of Sylvester, the wet horse currently bartending. Unfortunately, Usidore is not very subtle and is noticed by everyone at the bar. They leave the area empty handed, but flower does break a door.

Back at the room, the three decide to play Spook or Dare, a variant of Truth or Dare after Arnie asks to blow out some of the candles. Yet each action was directed to Usidore and he chooses to do all the dares. This ends up not being an issue at all since he uses his wizard speed to achieve all the tasks required of him, even though the tasks are all to retrieve stuff from the bar.

Arnie starts to fall asleep, where he sleep talks praising his friends and trusting them. During this time, Flower and Usidore have been talking poorly about him, how uncool he is for falling asleep early. The two decide to prank Arnie by putting his hand in water to make him pee himself. However, the prank goes wrong and Arnie shits himself instead. Usidore forces Arnie awake to tell him what has occurred. Arnie thinks Usidore shat on him, but Usidore blames it on Saint Nicole, which prompts Arnie to wonder if Saint Nicole is real.

Tuckered out, the three settle down for real. Arnie asks a few questions to help them guide them to sleep, like what is the grossest thing they have eaten and who they hate. When Arnie tells them (unsurprisingly) that he hates Dripfang, Flower tells them that they have never been in the same room as each other, what will probably be a must on the main feed. They arrive on the topic of Chunt, who Arnie thought was dead since he was not there with them to record. Usidore says he's probably just out on the prowl. Arnie wonders if Chunt would fuck Dripfang, to which Flower says he might have already. The conversation gets them to a good sleeping point, first Flower doses off, then Arnie. Usidore ends the episode by wishing the listeners a good night sleep and they all snore loudly into the recording.

New Characters

  • Sylvester, the Stallion that works as the bartender
  • Saint Nicole, the demon with 7 flying caribou that shits down chimneys during Shitsmas

Recurring Characters

  • Chunt (mentioned)
  • Ramshackle (mentioned)
  • Dripfang (mentioned)

Earth References

  • ASMR
  • Walgreens, singing flower decorations
  • Scooby Doo
  • Cellphones, Blue light
  • Netflix, idle screens
  • Reality shows/trash tv
  • The Big Bang Theory, "Bazinga"
  • Toad the Wet Sprocket
  • Sylvester Stallone, The Rocky franchise
  • Mr. T
  • Camelbak
  • Helicopter
  • Christmas
    • Saint Nicolas/Santa
    • His Reindeer
    • Stockings over the fireplace
    • leaving out cookies
  • "Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet" by Monty Harper
  • "Crunchatize Me Cap'n!"
  • Hungry Man
  • "Life is a Highway" by Rascal Flats
  • Minions

Notes

  • Chunt does not appear in this episode.
  • Arnie brings back "Mostly pubes"
  • Flower's hovel (which may just be a chimney) was crushed. It is unclear if this is her house at Hogsface.

Behind the Scenes

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