Fooniverse - Slambook 2: Usidore
Fooniverse - Slambook 2: Usidore"
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date March 24, 2022
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
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Producers Matt Young
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Post-production coordination Garrett Schultz
Editor Anna Havermann
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Special assistance Ryan DiGiorgi
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"Fooniverse - Slambook 2: Usidore" is a Patreon bonus episode of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on March 24, 2022.


The Slambook for Friends is back, and this time Usidore is in the hot seat!


Tired of the current Patreon Intro, Arnie asks Chunt and Usidore if they could change it. Usidore suggests a very visual description and Chunt suggests just shouting "Patreon Motherfuckers". Arnie tries it, but when he grabs them drinks from the bar, Chunt and Usidore agree that Arnie doesn't have the edge to say it properly. Arnie tries saying "Patreon: Intercourse", which feels worse.

Since this is the second Slambook they're doing, Arnie summaries Chunt's answers. They didn't get to Usidore last time, so they're doing him now. Maybe they'll do Arnie next, but Arnie is non-committal.

Below are the Questions with the questions boiled, the official answer underlined, and side talked italicized (There are 35 questions):

  1. Name: Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
  2. Nickname: N/A The group lists Susan Doku, Loosy Usi, Slippery, Coy Boy, Johann Sebastian Bacharach, Hey Motherfucker (spelled with jy), Thundercrust Cyanmancer1, John Bastion
  3. Email: moc.rettiwt|eulbehterodisu__#moc.rettiwt|eulbehterodisu____ Usidore wanted to use seilppus.seippup|nrevatcigam#seilppus.seippup|nrevatcigam, but Arnie says that’s his email address and they don’t share that type of relationship to share it.
  • Side Question: What name does Usidore prefer? Usidore // but he does like how Fi’ang Yalok sounds.//


  1. Facebook or Instagram: Instagram He doesn’t have either.
  2. Night or Day: Day as it stands for the powers of light and goodness. Chunt thought Usidore was the Master of Night and Shadow and Arnie thought he was the master of Night and Shadoe Stevens.
  3. iPhone or Android: iPhone Usidore doesn’t know the other and Arnie has a iPhone.
  4. Pizza or Tacos: Usidore is better friends with Pizza.
  5. Donuts or Cupcakes: Cupcakes
  6. Summer or Winter: Summer
  7. Mountain or Beach: Mountain Usidore enjoys calling lightning from a mountain top and cannot get the same feel from the beach. Chunt shares the story of Beach Mountain, where the Great Sandcastle (and some kids) are buried under.
  8. Sing or Dance: Sing
  9. Unicorn or Panda: Unicorn as panda are lazy.
  10. Milk or Chocolate: Arnie says the choices are permanent and Chunt has been asking to change his answer since the last time they did this, to the point of begging and bartering. Usidore says chocolate, but then switches to milk, but it is unclear what Arnie actually wrote down since Chunt said they were Milk Bros now.
  11. Sweet or Salty: Sweet , like his friends..then switches to.Salty
  • Side Question: What’s your favorite late night food?: Usidore: Seven Unshelled Eggs or a whole bird; Chunt: Date-Wrapped Bacon; Arnie: Pussayyyyhhh


  1. Hobbies: Rocks, Rocks, and Birds (looking under rocks, collecting rocks, talking to birds, standing on top of a mountain shouting declarations, cooking, playing consensual pranks on his lovers, coming up with new spells, learning about new people via the podcast)
  2. Band: The Band of Adventurers with the Halflings? that set off to defeat the Dark Lord without him.2
  3. Singer: Chunt Arnie reminds them that Chunt’s answer was “Meeeeeee”.
  4. Song: Seven Dragons & a Baby /and he hopes Chunt will cover it someday
  5. Movie [or Play]: Play: Automoton Constable, Movie: Back to School
  6. Celebrity: Usdiore likes Tomblain Belaroth, but Michael Gunch stands out
  7. Color: Blue with a long word association with the other colors.
  8. Book: Grandiser’s Tome of Unknowable Death Lies,
  9. Food: The Taste of Justice
  10. Quote: From the beginning of Act 3 of Automaton Constable: “You! You have now faced Automaton Constable. Prepare to face Justice!”

Chunt acts as Usidore's manager, he quotes Usidore for 5,000 gold for birthday parties and 10,000 gold for weddings.

Love Corner

  1. BFF: Aprel Füls
  2. Crush: Doesn’t really have one right now. Would say Jyn'Leeviyah, though she would be more likely to crush him than be with him again.
  3. Love is: a god…something…something creepy. Apparently, there is a god, who is a child of the goddesses that embodies the concept of love. It is impossible to pin down with strange powers and weird little beady eyes and creepy little bat wings.


  1. What is [Arnie]’s name on your phone: Doesn’t have a phone. If he did, it would be Arnold.
  2. Something You Like in [Arnie]: His Generosity of Spirit
  3. Something You Hate in [Arnie]: When he talks over his name.
  4. What did you feel when you first saw [Arnie]: ”There’s a brave, strapping young lad who would join mine quest to defeat evil!”
  5. What would be your reaction when [Arnie] dies: He would scour the lands for the scallywage who had taken down his life, cut them down in their prime, remove their eyes so they have to watch their own dismemberment, and set them aflame, throw them off a mountain into a beach, even if it was Chunt.
  6. Nickname for [Arnie]: Big Gus
  7. Superpower you would want to have: To be in two places at once, although they did spot a Usidore by the bathroom before he flees.
  8. A song to dedicate to [Arnie]: Navicies’ Twelve Verses of Sadness

LEAVE A MESSAGE: Let Future generations know that, in this period of history, we did all we could to hold back the tide of darkness. That I gathered my friends and family and my compatriots and we did wage a battle against the force of evil, like the world had ‘nere seen before. I, Truly, we did plant our flag and said “No More! This shall be allo-” and then he was interrupted by hears.

Chunt ends Usidore's message with a beep, since Arnie has told them about how Earth People leave fun voice message intros. The two come up with different ideas, but Chunt's ideas start to go downhill and misses the mark on where to place the beep. Arnie encourages the listeners to let them know if Arnie should get slammed next or if they should invite a guest on to get slammed. They predict Flower would be one of the top recommendations, but if Flower comes on, Chunt or Usidore should ask the questions since the book is called "Slambook for Friends".

Space Bunker Plot

Craig introduces the Slambook again. PV3 gets another shot at slamming Craig, but it wasn't the best.

New Characters

  • Love, the god

Recurring Characters

Earth References

  • burn books (maybe Mean Girls)
  • Scion
  • KIA, KIA commercial
  • Old Yeller
  • AOL
  • Shadoe Stevens
  • "The First Cut Is the Deepest" by Rod Stewart
  • The Lord of the Rings
  • Robocop and its reboot
  • Back to School, Rodney Dangerfield
  • "Triple Lindy" by Danny Elfman
  • Pizza Hut's Book it Program
  • Great Gatsby
  • It's a Living
  • Crazy Calls telephone messages
    • "You gotta wait for the beep! You gotta Leave your name, you gotta leave your number"
    • "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibal
    • "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex
    • "In the Jungle the Mighty Jungle" by The Tokens
    • "To Be with You" by Mr. Big
    • "Creep" by Radiohead


  • Chunt and Usidore have a burn book for Arnie, with 400 pages, but only page 278 is filled front to back. Once it is filled, Arnie suggests they make it a Patreon episode.
  • Another suggestion for the intro is "Patreon from the Magic Tavern [Intercourse]".
  • Usidore claims to have always been an old man, except for a brief time in the Halls of Terr'akkas. This has been mentioned in Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor.
  • Chunt once again brings up the Book Club Books.
  • Chunt tries to carve "Big Gus" into his wooden arm that he has not had since Season 1.

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