Goblins

Goblins are a type of magical peoples native to Foon. They are short, squat, moist, and ugly.

Goblins live underground where they mostly work mining coal, diamonds, quartz, and other minerals. There is an old rift between elves and goblins, which unfortunately leads to a lot of prejudice against goblins. As a result, they have an even-further-underground economy and entertainment business.

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Following the death of Albain Belaroth, the Goblin Queen Fibro Myalgia launched a campaign to conquer all Foon. One of the Goblins’ first targets was the Dark Lord, but the bulk of the Goblin army was accidentally transported to Chicago as an unintended side effect of a spell cast by Usidore the Blue.¹

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The goblins on earth are captured by the US Government and imprisoned in holding cells under the Institute in Chicago.²

The goblins who were not part of Queen Myalgia's army remained on Foon, with some agreeing to serve the Dark Lord. A sizeable corp of goblin engineers were building a bulwark to prevent any future eruption of the Black Spire Volcano under the direction of Dripfang and the Soul Walker, until an empathetic intervention by Krom the Barbarian convinced them they need not be evil.

Powers

Goblins have the power to be brought back to life.

Mating

One way, though not the only way, for a Goblin to find a mate is by visualizing their perfect partner, which will then sprout out of their side while they sleep. If the goblin does not know themselves very well, their partner may not be perfect, in which case they are usually murdered. The ability for goblins to visualize and create their partner is one of the main attributes that set them apart from Orcs. They have children in litters.

Culture

• Goblin culture leans matriarchal, with the males acting as homemakers in traditional households.
• Their are weddings are raucous affairs, and have a lot of dancing, music, food, fighting, murders, blood, and goblins being brought back to life.
• Goblins are skilled dancers.
• Fire Water is a goblin alcoholic drink.³

History

Children's Crusade was military conflict between humans and Goblins of Foon. The Boys Knight conscripted thousands of children and led them into battle against Goblin forces. The Goblins did not lose a single soldier, and the child troops were completely wiped out, but the incident is considered a defeat for the goblins because the trauma of killing thousand of childred caused suicide rates among goblins to increase 500%.

Spintax the Green once knew a Gold Man who had been brought to life by Foon's richest goblins to protect their village.⁴

The Goblin Who Came Up the Mountain is the villain of the story of "Big Straw" Finger in the village of Grizana. In the story Finger saves his village by jumping down the big goblin's throat, choking him.⁵

Notable Goblins

• Goblin couple Inta and Nerf
• Fibro Myalgia, Queen of the Goblins
• General Leebad Fellatio of the Goblin army
• Randy

Footnotes

1. Season 1, Ep 97 - “Kobold"

2. Season 3, Ep 101 — "Volcano"

3. Season 1, Ep 51 — "Baron Ragoon"

4. Season 2, Ep 50 — "Season 2, Ep 50 – Reply All Wizards"

5. Usidore's Fetching Quests! Season 1, Ep 5 - "Milkmaiden"