Hogsface is a town in Foon. It is known as a tourist destination thanks to its coastal beaches and fine cuisine. It sits alongside the Everyroad, a main road that traverses Foon, and beside McShingleshane Forest.


Hogsface had a long-standing local Mittens teams named the Poisoned Blades, which was disbanded when the team's flower, Flower, was thrown off a cliff.

Former Names

Although the area was once known as Barbathia, Hogsface itself has had many different names through the years:

  • Hogface (up until the eleventh episode of the podcast)
  • Pigsvisage
  • Porkchin
  • Sowton
  • Snouttown
  • Buttbutt
  • Chopsville
  • Lointown

Landmarks & Businesses

  • The Vermilion Minotaur, an inn.
  • The Smouldering Widow, another inn.
  • Chu Chu's Chow, a late night tavern.
  • Chubbin's Chamberpots
  • Club 54, a restaurant where your meal is beaten with 54 clubs on its way to the table
  • The Crying Basilisk, a brunch place2
  • Pint o' Poison
  • Pretty Potties
  • The Purple Bog
  • Elf on a Shelf Furniture, owned by the elf D'athaniel Quen'yarvin
  • Incense & Amulets - magic shop by day; soup kitchen by night3
  • A Rec Center4
  • A Mittens pitch
  • The Learning Onyx
  • A free Magic & Bloodletting Clinic5
  • Patchouli Grade School - bad smelling, built atop a corpse of an ogre.
  • Slorp Dorpman's Emporium of Games

Inhabitants include:

  • Chunt, a shapeshifter
  • Usidore, a wizard
  • Arnie, a human from another dimension
  • Otok Barleyfoot, owner of the Vermilion Minotaur
  • Blemish, former employee of the Vermilion Minotaur
  • Flower, a flower
  • Pimbly Nimblebottom, an imp, and bartender at Chu Chu's Chow
  • Bungaree Chubbins, owner of Chubbins' Chamber Pots & So Forth
  • Metamore, a stableboy and avid Offices & Bosses player
  • Jak Vorpal, Foon's greatest swordsman, and bakery owner
  • Uteriah Valasuvius, a midwife
  • Tannakin, a pinglet who came to Hogsface fleeing Witch attacks. She is raising funds to likewise transport her fellows to town.
  • Gianessa Relkorus, town Sheriff
  • Dugwrenth, Deputy to Sheriff Relkorus, and former blacksmith
  • Claudia, a witch and owner of the magic shop Incense & Amulets
  • Leonard Cronkite, a half-giant and Head Chef of Chu Chu's Chow
  • Peedee the Pussy Cat, food cart operator6
  • Chad, a dungeon guard
  • Grandel, a dungeon guard
  • Rifkin, a blacksmith. Rumor has it he lives with his mother
  • Gavin Dildohammer, a dwarvish bottler. Rumor has it he has recently run off to Migas with a woman not his by-law wife.
  • Pizza Skull, Foon's Pizza Champion
  • Two-Toe Juan, bookie in Hogsface, formerly a gambler of Chorroth
  • Fleek, a sad man who sells teeth
  • Clevon Littlebird. Rumor has it he has recently donned the cloak of mourning.
  • Several unwed mothers
  • Mortimer Wortimer, a deli owner
  • Mundle the Grundle
  • Charles Schmutz, the famous carfoonist
  • Rocky Cocodino, an ex-squire who now sells used warhorses
  • Daphne, and unwed mother and tavern wench at The Vermilion Minotaur
  • Barth, the product of a broken and stolen home
  • Barth's wife, a druid shapeshifter
  • Chest Trünkborn, a mimic who resides in the Vermilion Minotaur
  • Paul Miller, another baker and rival of Jak Vorpal's
  • Lord & Lady Superhoot, owlbears & local heroes, the Superhoots have grown rich accepting rewards for saving lives7
  • Kellory Potter, the owner of Kellory Pottery
  • Grunkle the garbage lady
  • Drew and orphan and "Trash Kan Kid," as well as a worshiper of Arnie
  • Skumbawumbabingbong, a being who lives under a pavind stone in the main square & works at the riverbank
  • Bromley, a regular member of Metamore's Offices & Bosses group, who has a hygiene problem
  • Wilfred, a walrus who plays Offices & Bosses with Metamore
  • Zoomaboom, a pixie with an exhausting manic personality disorder, who plays Offices & Bosses with Metamore
  • Boomazoom, a worm who drinks a lot of coffee
  • Screaming Pete, a man who always screams
  • Ponks, a cook at the Vermilion Minotaur8
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