The fastest horses in Foon are, in order:

  • Serendipity, currently the fastest horse in Foon
  • Jeremiah, the second fastest

Usidore has also conjured various tiny horses with tiny top hats, tiny saddles, and many buttholes. He also purchased a wide horse named Choad formerly owned by a troll from Rocky Cocodino the Used Horse Salesman.

A minion of The Dark Lord is his "Social Media Manager" (not pronounced the way it looks), a horse with a flaming head and spider legs.

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