Horses
Horses are an animal species native to both Foon and Earth.
The fastest horses in Foon are:
- Serendipity, currently the fastest horse in Foon
- Jeremiah, the second fastest and King of the Horses
The Used Horse Salesman Rocky Cocodino sells horses both mundane and magical in the town of Hogsface. He has sold a wide horse named Choad to the wizard Usidore.1
Usidore himself has a knack for conjuring tiny horses with tiny top hats, tiny saddles, and many buttholes.
A minion of The Dark Lord is his "Social Media Manager" (not pronounced the way it looks), a horse with a flaming head and spider legs.
History
According to horse lore, the great Horse Lords of yore had eight legs and were large enough to eat buildings.2
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