Jenny the Centaur

Jenny the Centaur
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
First appearance	"Army"
Played by	Jenny Owen Youngs
Information
Name	Jenny
Species	Centaur
Occupation	Military musician
Affiliation	Velsmeer

Jenny is a centaur and musician in the Velsmeer army.

She has played two songs on Hello From the Magic Tavern:

• a song she writes to improve moral among the Velsmeer army.

Pass me down a bowl
full of time-bending, mind-sending rainbows
we're all gonna die
so let's all just stay high
on the haze of a whipped rainbow bowl

compared to the blackness descending
blunder is just slightly dim
there'll be horror and doom never-ending
when the DL's dark rule doth begin, so:

Pass me down a bowl
full of time-bending, mind-sending rainbows
we're all gonna die
so let's all just stay high
on the haze of a whipped rainbow bowl

when he starts up the mass immolation
if you somehow you chance to survive
look forward to evisceration
no ones going to get out alive

Goddess, pass me down a bowl
full of time-bending, mind-sending rainbows
we're all gonna die
so let's all just stay high
on the haze of a whipped rainbow bowl

Mmm the flaying and skinning
is just he beginning
of all that's in store 
from that evil dark lord

we're all gonna die
so let all just stay high
on the haze of a whipped rainbow bowl

we're all gonna die
so let's all just stay high
on the haze of a whipped rainbow bowl

• Season's Bleedings, a Solstice song Jenny sends Usidore

If you should hear one single hoof
Up atop your house’s roof
Lock the windows, bar the door
And don’t let in one single centaur

Have you ever seen a sight
Magic as this frosty night?
Snow is blanketing the ground
But hey, did you hear that sound?

There’s a distance thundering
An ominous clop clip-clopping
Bloodthirsty Sagittarians
Who brings your fast-approaching end

We all celebrate the holidays in our own
I’d change mine if only I could
But all I want for solstice is

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

It’s that special time of year
When the ones you love draw near
And you gather around the tree
Unless, of course, you’re me

Or any other Centaur
’Cause if you are a Centaur
It’s your festive obligation
To wreak violent devastation

I didn’t like eviscerating most of your town
I hope that you won’t hold a grudge
But all I want for solstice is

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Mmhmmhmm

We serve a god; he’s like us in reverse
Body of a man and head of a horse
All year long he’s really nice
But like all gods, he has his price

And it’s Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood
Blood, blood, blood

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na)
Blood (na na na Season’s Bleedings)

Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Season’s Bleedings

Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Season’s Bleedings

Jenny the Centaur is portrayed by Jenny Owen Youngs.

Episodes

• Season 3, Ep 8 — "Army" (w/ John Levenstein and Jenny Owen Youngs)
• Winter Solstice Bonus 2020 (recording)