Josh Swollensword
Josh Swollensword
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
First appearance "Dancer"
Played by Lawrence Collerd
Name Josh Swollensword
Species Humanish
Occupation Erotic dancer

Josh Swollensword is an erotic dancer, who performs at mostly bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings, and funerals. He used to be a Mittens star in high school but he (literally) threw out his hip during a game to distract someone trying to catch a bird. A goblin doctor replaced it with a goblin hip and now he dances very well but can no longer play Mittens.

He prefers to be called a "Hipnotist" while he's dancing. His specialty is lap dancing: the person who wants the dance pays a few coins to sit in his lap while he dances underneath. His mother's last name is "Harddick." He has had several failed marriages and three deceased children. He has bluish-gray skin (more blue than gray) but is not related to the Dark Lord and he has a tail. His first name is pronounced with a long o.

Josh Swollensword is played by Lawrence Collerd.


  • Season 1, Ep 65 — "Dancer"
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