Jyn'Leeviyah the Red
Jyn'Leeviyah the Red
Hello from the Magic Tavern character
First appearance "Jyn'Leeviyah the Red"
Played by Felicia Day
Information
Name Jyn'Leeviyah the Red
Species Wizard
Occupation Wizard

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red is a wizard of Nature and Nurture. Her full name is:

I am Jyn'Leeviyah! Wizard of the Sixth Realm of Ephysiyies; Mistress of Nature and Nurture; Reviver of the Springs of Gu’uthmagit; Seer of the Prophecies of the Temziet Mists; Keeper of the Sacred Tome of Deyfral; And two-time Wizard's Choice Award nominee. The Elves know me as Perimmäin So’it’thuri, the Vampires know me as Beyonce Bloodlust; the Tree Folk know me as Opal Vinewitch; and upon the isle of Migas, I am known as Ukkosta Kassvista. And ask me of mine other names, and I shall gladly share all, my children.

According to Usidore she was born of gopher, tree, leaf, and stream1. As the representative of Nature & Nurture, she is motivated by a desire to bring balance to the natural world, which depending on her mood may swing from violent death to sexual congress for any creature who she feels needs it. She is able to create magical "Poo-tions" be eating ingredients and dispensing the result from her second butthole.

Jyn'Leeviyah's face has a disfiguring scar obtained from walking into a dripping stream of acid which had wrongly been identified as harmless water. She says topography of the scar is identical to what you would find if you drained the Sea of Orcbanistan.

Jyn'Leeviyah was Usidore's wizard-school crush who he hoped to marry in a volcanic wedding, but while at Great Halls of Terr'akkas she showed more interest in Spintax The Green, who she accompanied to the Great Winter Ball.2 Usidore believes the scars she has acquired since then make her even more beautiful.

More recently, Usidore attempted to capture Jyn'Leeviyah and trap her inside a crystal coffin for a surprise kidnap-wedding3, but she successfully replaced herself with a plate of croissants to confound him. In response, Usidore disguised himself as a centaur, seduced her, and made her fall in love with him. Then, on their wedding night, when they were supposed to consummate their relationship, he slipped out of the room and left her a basket of muffins. (Usidore says he does love her but playing magical tricks on each other is the wizard's way.)

After many such pranks had sufficiently proven their skills at trickery, Usidore and Jyn'Leeviyah finally began to see one another in "long distance astral relationship", and would meet by projecting their consciousness into the Astral Plane in order to consummate their love.

Jyn'Leeviyah says she's 275 years old, but closer to 300 years old.

Jyn'Leeviyah is played by Felicia Day.

Notes

  • Jyn'Leeviyah has an almost visceral hatred of Twosidore.
  • According to Claudia the Witch, Jyn'Leeviyah has dirty robes and doesn’t shave her chooch.4

Mirror World Counterparts

  • Her counterpart on the "Evil" mirror world is the (presumably good) male wizard Ken'Leeviyah who is working with the other fallen wizards to bring wizardry back on their world.
  • Her counterpart on Cowboy World is Jennifer Lassio, a cowgirl with a red hat.

Episodes

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