Hello from the Magic Tavern character
First appearance "Offices & Bosses"
Played by Bill Arnett
Name Metamore
Species Dragonborn?
Occupation Stableboy

Metamore is scrollish fellow who is usually with his companions at the Vermilion Minotaur engrossed in the role-playing game Offices & Bosses.

Players in Offices & Bosses pretend to be workers in an office fighting to make it through the workday without being fired by any bosses. Participants in Metamore's regular O&B group include:

  • Bromley: he has terrible body odor yet does not acknowledge it, as his character is always coming out of the shower
  • Wilfred: he is a walrus with krill caught in his mustache; he also has a B.O. problem
  • Zoomaboom: she is a pixie with an exhausting manic personality disorder. Caball’on Valentin has seen her going to the forest to look at the waterfalls; she cries and waterfalls come out of her eyes.

Metamore works as a stablehand, but discovered he may be dragonborn; he has had dreams of flying, breathing fire, and standing on a pile of gold; and he fell asleep when the Singing Sword sang a song to put dragons to sleep. The sword also offered to stab him (dragons cannot be stabbed) but he declined. Since then Metamore has discovered he can accidentally burp out fire. To further test his dragon born abilities, Usidore filled a goblet with fire and Metamore was able to breathe it in then spit it out.

Metamore admits his father may have been a dragon, but his mother refuses to discuss him. She has hinted that Metamore is 100 years old. She also hates eggs, walks with a limp, won't sit on round things, hates barbecues, hates cleaning fish, and hates young beautiful maidens (perhaps because she was one when she met Metamore's father).

In "Singing Sword from I.T.", Metamore reveals that he writes speculative fiction about the processes of law, order, and investigations of crime scenes.

Metamore offered his help to Usidore in defeating the Dark Lord; Usidore wholeheartedly accepted.

Metamore is played by Bill Arnett.


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