Morglorb

One of the drugs of Foon. A very addictive substance that will make you vomit, but get you higher the next day. It is made from the morgle bush.

There is a special strain of morglorb that grows in Hawai named after Usidore.

Usidore's Recipe

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This recipe is for educational purposes ONLY.

Find the most beautiful and fully bloomed morgle bush, dig it up and make sure you do not scrape the roots as you dig. Cut the root off completely, and take it back to your hovel at the top of the hill.
Wash it off very slowly. Then, set it in a brine for 6 days.
Drain off the brine and crush the root in a mortar and pestle. Mix in a little bit of mayonnaise to give it a white texture. Carve up some mushrooms and add them, then mash it into a ball.
Bake it in a oven for about 20 minutes until it's nice and crispy on the outside.

Inferior strains of morglorb will cut the mayonnaise with Miracle Whip, or failing that, horse ejaculate.

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