Mysterious Anonymous

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Mysterious Anonymous was a front organization for the Dark Lord that was used to infiltrate and manipulate the Foon Mittens League. It was managed by Baron Ragoon.

Mysterious Anonymous is first of heard of when the town of Hogsface is accepting bids for a new Mittens team to replace the disbanded Poison Blades. While their competition Lord & Lady Superhoot are offering 25 million gold to the town, Mysterious Anonymous is offering the town 5 gold and a share of the souls they acquire in years to come. They also intend to name the new team The Hogsface Soul Conquerors. As co-mayors of the town Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore have an opportunity to swing the vote to the Superhoots but decide to instead hold off as a way to draw out and identify Mysterious Anonymous.¹

They fail to follow up on this plan, however, and later learn Mayor Manana has "allowed" the Mysterious Anonymous to win the bid and the contract to build the new Mitten's stadium in Hogsface. The new stadium would be used for the Mittens 10th Anniversary Round Table Round Robin Circular Superstationwagon, and the profits would be directed to the Mysterious Anonymous Foundation.²

Baron Ragoon eventually reveals himself to be Mysterious Anonymous to Arnie, Chunt, & Usidore when the Mysterious Anonymous offices in Scrr are infiltrated by plucky muck-raker Darby McDeer. The Baron assumes McDeer is an agent of the trio (much like "Hank"), and is frustrated to learn that her investigations were unrelated to the three, who had largely been distracted by other concerns and had forgotten the leads pointing toward Mysterious Anonymous.³

In an exhibition game against the people of Hogsface(playing under their traditional name of the Poisoned Blades) Mysterious Anonymous fielded a team comprised of orcs and famous ringers.⁴

Footnotes

1. Season 2, Ep 47 — "Mittens Returns"

2. Season 2, Ep 88 — "Mittens and Literature"

3. Season 2, Ep 91 — "Mysterious Anonymous"

4. Season 2, Ep 100 — "Big Mittens Game"