Season 2, Ep 101 – Do NOT Listen
Do NOT Listen
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date March 31, 2019
Episode no. S02E101
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia, Blemish the Carfoon, Clovis
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
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"Do NOT Listen" is the hundred-and-first episode of season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on March 31, 2019.


Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast.


The intro is the Mysterious Man, who has hacked into the Space Bunker controls calling from Space Prison. He acknowledges that he could block the transmission and save Earth, but it would cause more problems for himself than he’s willing to deal with.

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are imprisoned in the Vermilion Minotaur. Baron Ragoon is forcing them to broadcast so that he can use the podcast to transmit a signal from The Penelope to destroy Earth. To join him in gloating, he has invited Dripfang, the carfoon Blemish, and Claudia the witch. Claudia is not herself working for the Dark Lord, but as neutral figure sees no problem in joining the winning side for a celebration.

The villains taunt their prisoners, discuss their plans after the destruction of Earth, and explain how they came to serve the dark lord. Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore attempt to turn the villains against one another and plead for mercy towards Earth, both to no avail.

Usidore coughs and complains of hunger throughout and the villains eventually offer him something to eat. When he says he’s craving not food, but the paint that carfoon Blemish has been eating, the villains realize they’ve been tricked.

The carfoons of Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore explain that the real Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore spent the weeks leading up to Big Mittens Games creating carfoons of every citizen of Hogsface, and during a break in the transmission swapped places, allowing the carfoons of themselves to be taken prisoner. The whole town has been snuck out through the portal in the Vermilion Minotaur basement through to Castle Nowhere, including the real Claudia; the one present is herself a carfoon.

 And now the culmination of their plan: they’ll destroy the town and the Penelope, ending the threat to Earth. Dripfang attempts to flee, and the Baron pleads for mercy, saying Arnie’s “nobody dies” ethos require him to spare them. But the carfoon explains he’s not Arnie: he’s Carnival Wilson. Carfoon Usidore speaks aloud one of Usidore’s secret names, destroying all of Hogsface and the Penelope.

The real Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore emerge from Castle Nowhere back into Foon just in time to see the destruction of Hogsface at a distance. Their quest to defeat the Dark Lord continues, but it will do so from the road, as they travel Foon seeking allies and secrets. Their first challenge: answering a riddle from Clovis the bridge troll, so that they can cross the Ashit Bridge.

New characters

  • Dripfang's Giant
  • Magic Hank
  • Magic Hank XL
  • Dank Hank
  • Swank Hank

Additional appearance

Earth references

  • ASMR
  • Tinder
  • 2 Chainz
  • Peloton
  • Benetton
  • Pentatonix
  • Penn & Teller
  • Catholics
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • J. R. R. Tolkien's Ring Wraiths
  • Bonnie Raitt
  • Ray Liotta
  • Ray Donovan
  • Ray Romano
  • Christmas wreaths
  • Momo Challenge hoax
  • 127 Hours
  • Final Fantasy, Cloud Strife
  • side gripping firearms to look cool
  • choad
  • Jesus Christ
  • The Human Centipede
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Doctor Who
  • “Say No More” - Ray Charles
  • Billy Ray Cyrus
  • carnival caricatures with sports equipment
  • The Amazing Mumford (Sesame Street)
  • Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 13
  • The Great Escape, Steve McQueen


  • The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile whistle was obtained in a viewer submitted package back in Season 1, Ep 77 — "The Baron and the Frog"
  • The Mysterious Man references a fan cosplaying as him at C2E2 2019
  • Arnie is insistent they continue to broadcast from the road, but will wait until they determine some method so that the Dark Lord cannot use it to monitor them. Four months then pass before the beginning of Season 3.

Behind the scenes

Do NOT Listen
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Blemish the Carfoon, Dripfang, Arnie, Baron Ragoon, Claudia, Usidore, Chunt, Clovis
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