Season 2, Ep 15 – But What About Flower?
Season 2, Ep 15 – But What About Flower?
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Air Date: June 26, 2017 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt Guests: Flower
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Description

"We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long."

Summary

Chunt announces that he had a night mare. A horse of darkness. He didn't sleep with her though. She gave him a litter of night mare babies, and it gave him bad dreams. He also tries out some new nicknames on Arnie:

  • Arndog
  • A Train

Arnie doesn't care for either of these. Usidore suggests dealing with the night mares by drinking a warm glass of milk. Night mares hate milk farts.

Flower is back! She's been on vacay, taking some Me Time down in Dawson's Creek. Arnie and Usidore chat about their favorite parts about Dawson's Creek. Chunt steps out to get a round of drinks, as he doesn't have much to add to the topic. (And…neither do I.)

Flower is shocked — SHOCKED! — to learn that the Dark Lord has taken over Hogsface. She decides on denial as a coping mechanism. "Dark Lord's in charge? Cool, what's for breakfast?" Arnie is shocked — SHOCKED! — to learn that he's been in charge of breakfast for the last two years and change. Usi orders a waffle with a steak and hollandaise sauce topped with another waffle and a roast turkey. "Two waffles, steak, chicken, holiday sauce. Got it." Great eye for detail, A-Train.

Flower orders a smoked french toasted doughnut. Chunt asks for water and a creative doughnut. Then he changes his order to a salted grapefruit half and eight pieces of toast. Arnie confesses that he can't find his own better half, and he doesn't know how he'll manage a grapefruit half.

Returning from the ad break, it becomes clear Arnie has no idea how to make breakfast happen. He's just yelling out the door. "DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN?" The table resigns themselves to their breakfast-less fate and start leaving Yelp reviews.

EMAILS: Howie from Portland (who previously sent an Elizabeth Kubler-Ross book during Chunt's curse) has new suggestions for the book club. Among them, V for Vendetta, 1984, Harry Potter, and the Anarchist's Cookbook.

Corey the Cunning (linguist at large) suggest "YOUNGSTAIN!" as their new battle cry.

BANGIN' BUDS: Patrick Landry submits…
Usidore and Chunt enjoy the forbidden fruits and nuts of Arnie's laptop when he's away, which they use to record their more popular podcast.

New Characters

  • Fucking Bald Guy (aka Feeding Ducks Philosophy Guy)

Earth References

Behind the scenes

But What About Flower?
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Usidore, Flower, Chunt, Arnie
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