Season 2, Ep 16 – Tom the Girlfriend
Season 2, Ep 16 – Tom the Girlfriend
Air Date: July 3, 2017 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt Guests: Lady Eliza Parts, A Series of Bats
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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"Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around."


The Dark Lord is afraid that Arnie may discover a weapon hidden beneath the tavern and use his power before He finds it first. There was a map to it, but Tom destroyed it and forgot it.

The Dark Lord keeps muttering a prophecy in his sleep:

"A cave beneath the orange beast,
One door west and three doors east.

Down and down and down you go
Until the river starts to glow.

Face to face with Swamps McGee
Shall see the breaking of the three.

Below the water man must grope
Until he finds sweet Penelope."

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New Characters

Swamps McGee, the big ol' turtle guy

Additional Appearances

Baron Ragoon

Earth References

"Knowing Me, Knowing You" - ABBA
Hidden Valley Ranch
menstrual synchrony
gender identity
As You Like It
Bosom Buddies, Tom Hanks, Peter Scolari
Boys Don't Cry
Mrs. Doubtfire
Juwanna Mann
White Chicks
Bertolt Brecht, breaking the fourth wall
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
"Psycho Killer" - Talking Heads
Tom Marvolo Riddle of the Harry Potter series


Blemish mistakenly addresses Lady Parts as "milord."

Behind the Scenes

Chunt, Arnie, Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Usidore (not pictured: Lady Eliza Parts / a "series of bats")
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