| But What About Forever Girl? | |
| Hello from the Magic Tavern episode | |
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| Air date | September 18, 2017 |
| Episode no. | S02E27 |
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| Cast | |
| Hosts | Arnie, Chunt, Usidore |
| Guests | Eternia the Forever Girl |
| Production | |
| Producers | Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi |
| Associate Producer | {$associateproducer} |
| Editor | Chris Rathjen |
| Logo | Allard Laban |
| Theme music | Andy Poland |
| Audio assistance | Jason Knox |
| Production assistance | Garrett Schultz |
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| Squarespace (Promo Code: TAVERN) and ZipRecruiter | |
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"But What About Forever Girl?" is the twenty-seventh episode of season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on September 18, 2017.
Description
Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord’s reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.
Summary
Arnie has been walking around the tavern trying to uncover its secrets and magical weapons. Usidore made a new salsa with peaches and mangos (possibly including Chunt's farting peach). Arnie thinks he figured out part of the riddle but wants to pace it out over the course of a couple of weeks. Eternia is back! But…she’s not exactly young anymore. Somehow she’s ageing. Usidore is not very forgiving in his adjectives, describing her as wrinkled, filthy, putrid, vile, despicable. Eternia tells us that once the Dark Lord took over, she started changing.
Eternia has been celebrating the Jewish holidays, such as Rosh Hashanah, head of the year. So they all talk about the best blow job they’ve gotten in the rest of the year. Eternia asks Chunt about a friend of hers, who is also a shapeshifter, but didn’t know she was a shapeshifter. She gave a blowjob to a horse and has a horse mouth now. Then she brought a dildo into a cave to turn back into herself, but she has no idea what cave she went into. Also, Chunt teaches us the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite.
Eternia doesn’t know if she is going to live forever. She is hoping that someone does something about the Dark Lord because she does have glimpses of being young again. Usidore is suddenly resolute on helping Eternia.
Arnie goes off to the "room in the tavern that everyone shits in" (you know, Arnie’s room). He comes back and asks Usidore if he has any names in the west, which he does: Solomander Pondu. Arnie comes back again and thinks he figured out part of the riddle: Usidore's names are written on the wall. He hit “Solomander Pondu” once and “Gaismunēnas Meistar” 3 times and it opened a door! We also learn that Arnie says “It’s a little SPPOOOOKKKYYY” very strangely.
Usidore and Arnie go down to the basement while Chunt and Eternia stay up and sing musicals. Arnie quickly changes his mind after Chunt’s terrible singing. The group goes down to the basement and Eternia turns back to a kid for a moment.
Eternia spots a ruby. She puts the prism that Usidore gave her against the ruby and it turns out to be a mechanical automaton with tiny ruby slippers. They try to knock them together, perpendicular then toe to toe. Arnie finally takes them and clicks the slippers together by the heels and they end up back in the ruby.
But suddenly, an old man, who goes by the name Silver Fox, appears behind a curtain. He has been watching Blemish and his sacks of flour, and has also been hiding secrets in the tavern for the trio to find. He suddenly disappears and the group realize they may have been pickpocketed. The old man takes Arnie’s wallet, Eternia’s shoes, and Usidore’s prostrate. But, leaves Arnie with a slip of paper in his pocket which contains a clue!
It services good king Irving Clark
Rendered where rasher foes embark
Behind are words no need to go
But find the final undertow
Usidore eats the clue. Chunt suggests we burn all the riddles and they just stop trying to do anything. Arnie argues that doing things has helped him.
They have fleshed out that the riddle is about the portal behind the Burger King and asks the question of how they will be able to figure out the rest of the clue.
Arnie reads some e-mails, one of which is from an enlisted man asking if Chunt and Usidore have any military background. We learn that Usidore is an Honorary General of Good King Belaroth's army. And Chunt is just a guard and was never in the military, however, Chunt once had sex with a seal. It was a dark blue.
End teaser — The old man says that they’ve opened up a new wall in the basement of the tavern!
Earth references
- Tennis scoring system
- Helen Mirren
- Jack (film)
- The Beatles
- Nazis
- ISIS
- The Taliban
- Rosh Hashanah
- Prison rules
- Prison Break
- New Found Glory
- "If U Seek Amy" — Britney Spears
- Chasing Amy
- Group C airplane boarding
- United Airlines
- Delta Air Lines
- Cookie Crisp cereal
- Hairspray
- Rats (Cats)
- West Side Story
- The Wizard of Oz
- Dick Butkus
- Cheap Trick
- Lionel
- Baconator
- Fresh Air, Terry Gross
- The Incredible Hulk
- United States Navy SEALs
- "Old Man" — Neil Young
- Garbage Pail Kids
- The Boxcar Children
Behind the scenes
| But What About Forever Girl? |
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| Eternia the Forever Girl, Chunt, Arnie, Usidore |