Season 2, Ep 60 – Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
Season 2, Ep 60 – Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
Air Date: May 20, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt Guests: Mister Chauncey
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey.


This week in Usidore’s secret names, if you see one of them written on a page, the page will come to life and strangle you.

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore are recording outside of the Vermillion Minotaur since they were kicked out last week by Activia. Arnie finds it uncomfortable standing outside, so Usidore shares his floating spell. Arnie has been sleeping in the bushes since he was living in the tavern.

The fancy faun Mister Chauncey runs into the group as he tries to enter the tavern. His brain still short circuits whenever he hears any four letter word that starts with F and ends with N. He meets Arnie for the first time since he was previous a guest on “Gettin’ Nuts,” and agrees to be the guest for “Hello from the Magic Tavern.”

They discuss ghosts, which can float but cannot consume sandwiches, and how ghosts can mock them without being aware of it.

Usidore summons some flagons as they enjoy floating outside. Arnie asks about Mister Chauncey’s old job, but the group deflects since they swore not to tell him about the portals to Earth that the faun used to guard. They discuss his new job cleaning privies, which he’s unhappy about but he hasn’t been able to find better work. Arnie makes up the word “farn” which triggers angry responses from Mister Chauncey, which they think is why he hasn’t been able to get a better job.

The three decide that Mister Chauncey is an excellent candidate to be one of the mayors of Hogsface. Mister Chauncey is delighted by the idea. He retrieves the mayor’s sash from the tavern and Usidore swears him in as one of the mayors.

Emails: Alonso suggests that Usidore become the Dark Lord to force the current one into retirement. Usidore rejects the idea because he would be corrupted, and it would be a hassle.

In the space bunker, the Mysterious Man calls a staff meeting because Tricia and Craig have been acting suspicious. Craig then activates the airlock and blows the Mysterious Man into space.

New Characters


Additional Appearances

Robot Arnie

Earth References

Vocal warmup: "Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight. Mighty nice."
being in the weeds
floating someone a loan
"Float On" by Modest Mouse
“I Left My Heart in San Francisco”
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Turkish delight
Ross Stores - Dress for Less
Dress Barn
Adobe Photoshop
Final Cut Pro
Shermanesque statement
Huckleberry Finn
The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner (“I’m always mad”)
“Girls Just Want to Have Fun" - Cyndi Lauper
Trump’s suspected “pee tape”
O face

Behind the Scenes

Outside w/ Paul F. Thompkins
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Arnie, Mister Chauncey, Chunt, Usidore
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