Season 2, Ep 66 – Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)
Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date July 1, 2018
Episode no. S02E66
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Dartholomew the Boy King, Bormp the Au Pair
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Editor Tim Joyce
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
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"Boy King" is the sixty-sixth episode of season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on July 1, 2018.


The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp.


The Mysterious Man starts the episode this week while Tricia and Craig are building defenses against him.

They’re back in the Ruffled Feather this week. The guest this week is Dartholomew the Boy King, from the fallen kingdom of Grimfallon. He has with him his au pair, Bormp. They discuss how the Boy King and au pairs work in their nation. The Boy King talks about how he misses his nation and Bormp talks about what he’d rather be doing. All of Dart’s subjects are dead except Bormp and his lady love, Old Lady Gladys. Bormp’s ultimate frisbee team also survived. Dartholomew cannot be with Gladys because of the spell that slows his ageing. Bormp gets everyone’s drink orders and they take a quick break.

Dart tells the story about how his hair turned to gold. Usidore tries to get Dart to give him a strand of his hair. Dart gives it to him, since Usidore has been respectful to him. Chunt tries to make up for being disrespectful to the boy king by eating his shorts.

Arnie asks what happens if Dart gets his subjects back. Dart says he could remake his kingdom, or he could take up Usidore’s offer to reverse the spell that makes him a boy. It turns out that all the subjects in the kingdom died because Dart made them all fight for his amusement.

Dart has Usidore turn him and Bormp into 40 year old men, but it is only temporary. However, Bormp Bormp remains and doesn’t turn back. Usidore tells them a secret name, Zoltar Biggius. Dartholomew vows to return to his kingdom and be a better king.


Chunt gets an email that asked if the show is still happening. The writer of the email wants to know what improv tools they use, but the guys read it as “improve.” They say that they haven’t really improved anything.

Space bunker

The Mysterious Man reads the credits and states how he programmed the most powerful weapon in the space bunker to punish unauthorized users by telling them uncomfortable truths about themselves.

New characters

Additional appearances

  • Social Media Manager (during Arnie's ad read)


Callback to the items need to break Chunt's death curse ("cow as white as milk…")

Earth references

  • sleep apnea
  • CPAP machine
  • mansplaining
  • Bart Simpson - "Don’t have a cow, man!," "Do The Bartman," "Underachiever and proud of it," "Eat my shorts!"
  • The Big Bang Theory - Bazinga!
  • History of the World, Part I - "It’s good to be the king"
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Andy Milonakis
  • Freddie Prinze Jr. in She's All That
  • Ultimate Frisbee
  • Disc golf
  • "Free Bird" - Eric Clapton
  • Into the Woods
  • trampolines
  • call-out culture
  • Supertramp
  • narc
  • "hindsight's 20/20"
  • Boys II Men - "End of the Road"
  • vaping
  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin
  • Toys "R" Us
  • acid reflux
  • Wilco
  • improv
  • A Twin Peaks Podcast: A Podcast About Twin Peaks
  • Big, Tom Hanks
  • cargo shorts
  • Craigslist
  • 420
  • chore wheel
  • Peter Rabbit stories - Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail
  • hacky sack

Behind the scenes

Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)
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Usidore, Bormp, Dartholomew, Arnie, Chunt
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