Season 2, Ep 67 – Mole Warriors
Season 2, Ep 67 – Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)
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Air Date: July 8, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt Guests: Mel Mole, Mort Sauce, Winky Silks
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Description

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon.

Summary

Craig is trying to take control of the bunker's critical systems. Every time he tries, though, an insult from the Mysterious Man is given.

The guys are back in the Ruffled Feather, and Arnie is getting homesick for the Vermillion Minotaur. Arnie is having a hard time remembering Chunt and Usidore’s names since he is so on edge, calling them Chang and Isidore. Usidore casts a spell on him to help him, but he then calls Chunt Adal instead.

Usidore brings in the best character actor in Foon, Winky Silks, to impersonate Blemish so they can get back into the Vermillion Minotaur.

They also have two mole warriors there to help, Mel Mole and Mort Sauce.
The moles are bored with their war, so they want to get into people wars. Usidore offers to teach them every weak point on the human body, and Chunt offers to have weapons forged for them. Arnie tells them that they’re scarier without their weapons.

Usidore offers to make them the biggest moles in all of Foon. If Usidore increases the mole’s height, Arnie will get shorter. Mole and Mort agree to have Usidore cast the spell.

They become larger, and are both scared of the height. They decide to be returned to their former sizes. Mort and Mel agree to whisper propaganda about how bad the Dark Lord to help Usidore. Usidore also gives them Drew’s confidence, and they start talking like him. They end on Mel and Mort roasting Arnie.

The computer interface continues to spout insults from the Mysterious Man while Craig tries to give the credits.

New Characters

Jughead, King of the Mountains
His best friend Archie, an archer
Cindy Crawford, Queen of the Moles

Earth References

Improv 101 lesson: “Yes, and…?”
Red Bull
Rolodex
Whac-A-Mole
Kowloon
Scorpion Bowls
“Do you even lift?"
“These Boots Are Made for Walkin’” - Nancy Sinatra
DGAF
Think Tanks
Tanks
Fishtanks
Mole Sauce
Forsythe P. “Jughead” Jones
Archie Andrews
Marinara Sauce
Cindy Crawford
Slender Man
“The blind leading the blind”
checking moles for skin cancer
“Take a picture; it’ll last longer.”
Good Cop, Bad Cop
Spider-Man

Behind the Scenes

Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)
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Mel Mole, Usidore, Winky Silks, Chunt, Mort Sauce, Arnie
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