Season 2, Ep 69 – Tavern Heist
Season 2, Ep 69 – Tavern Heist
Air Date: July 22, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Usidore, Chunt Guests: none
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

Sponsored by:
LifeProof backpacks and Mack Weldon (code: MAGIC)


We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.


Arnie starts the episode whispering, since they are about to break into the Vermillion Minotaur. They try to guess the password, but the door knocker starts to talk to them. After trying to get the guys to interview him, the door knocker eventually lets them in after they guess the password (which is 12345). Usidore melts the door knocker.

They get into the tavern and start searching for magic items. They spend a lot of time messing around with the different things they find.

Chunt talks about how his relationship with Twosidore is moving really fast, and Chunt doesn’t know if he wants to consummate their relationship and shape-shift. Chunt questions if he wants a kid. After Chunt and Arnie finish their heart to heart conversation, Chunt calls Usidore over to have a talk with him. Usidore laments over how he misses Jyn’leeviah.

The discussion turns to the void and how Usidore may have to sacrifice himself to stop it.

The guys reminisce about their very table, and how they miss the old days in the tavern. Usidore mentions how the dark lord activity increased around the same time Arnie appeared in Foon.

Usidore finds the portal in the basement that the dark lord used to get into Hogsface. The guys all go down to the basement to investigate the portal. Arnie admits that he is scared, and Chunt and Usidore give support and try to comfort him.

Usidore opens the portal and they all hold hands as they walk into the portal. The only sound left in the tavern is the sound of Chest talking to himself in his sleep.

The Mysterious Man closes out the episode, saying that he needs to go back to the space bunker and fix things.

New Characters

The Tavern's Door Knocker
Sliddindors, a Yellow Wizard
Finneas, the lying warlock
Trinneas, his twin brother who always tells the truth
Phil, who put his finger in a dam

Additional Appearances

Chest Trünkborn

Earth References

cartoonish sneaking around
Netflix’s The Staircase
“I Left My Heart in San Francisco”
Steve Martin
Angel Heart
Portal (“The cake is a lie”)
Cadbury Easter bunny
sliding doors
Guess Who - “These Eyes”
Carrie movie ending
Avengers: Infinity War
The Wizard of Oz (MGM movie)
Field of Dreams
Antiques Roadshow
Harry Potter’s Cloak of Invisibility
“Damn, Daniel!” meme
Pump Up the Volume
The Monkees
Dunkin’ Donuts commercial
Fruit by the Foot


  • Usidore said Sliddindors was the Yellow Wizard after the current Yellow Wizard Can. Since the Yellow Wizard is the Master of Space and Time, this is entirely possible, assuming Usidore did not misspeak.
  • The Door Knocker was voiced by Matt Young.

Behind the Scenes

Tavern Heist
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Chunt, Arnie, Usidore
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