Season 2, Ep 71 – Castle Nowhere
Season 2, Ep 71 – Castle Nowhere
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Air Date: August 5, 2018 Episode Link
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Hosts: Arnie, Chunt, Usidore Guests: Honey Vandershrimp
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Tim Joyce Theme Music: Andy Poland Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Description

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp.

Summary

The Mysterious Man starts the episode, and he’s still trying break into the space bunker, but his own security system is working against him.

We learn that after the guys walk through the portal, they end up in a castle. Usidore believes that they are in some sort of pocket dimension.

The guys start opening doors but they can’t go through any of them. They decide to ring the bell at the front and meet Honey Vandershrimp, the concierge of Castle Nowhere.

Honey tells them that they might be trapped there. In order to get out, they need to open one of the doors at the same time someone on the other side does.

Usidore was applying for a platinum membership in the castle when Honey takes his picture. After she takes the picture, she giggles creepily while some noises come from the stairs. Honey admits that there are creatures roaming the stairs. The creatures are minions of the Dark Lord.

They learn that Honey has to answer every question with the truth, so they ask her how to leave. She tells them they can just leave the way they came. Usidore breaks the spell holding Honey, so she no longer has to answer to the Dark Lord.

The guys run back through the portal and are back in the basement of the Vermillion Minotaur. They learn that they were gone for seven days. They manage to sneak out of the tavern without anyone seeing them.

Mysterious Man closes the episode, and he tries to throw insults at the security system, causing the AI to delete itself and grants the Mysterious Man access to the security.

After the credits, Usidore can be heard walking through the town rambling to himself, with various townspeople shouting in the background.

Additional Appearances

Samantha
Macho Mantis Randy Mantis

Earth References

Yellow Submarine, “Nowhere Man”
"There's a Hole in My Bucket" children’s rhyme
Shrek, Lord Farquaad, John Lithgow
Cliffhanger
Otis Spunkmeyer cookies
James Van Der Beek
Don't Trust the B—— in Apartment 23
Rumpelstiltskin
Hotel for Dogs
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
push-button telephone, dialtone
"867-5309/Jenny" - Tommy Tutone
happy hour
Chili’s To Go
Au Bon Pain
Ya burnt!
Vibranium
Neve Campbell, Party of Five, Scream, Wild Things
Seinfeld
Vanderpump Rules
VH1’s Pop-Up Video

Behind the Scenes

Castle Nowhere
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Arnie, Chunt, Usidore, and Honey
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