Season 2, Ep 73 – Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)
Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)
Hello from the Magic Tavern episode
Air date August 19, 2018
Episode no. S02E73
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Hosts Arnie, Chunt, Usidore
Guests Globulous
Producers Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Associate Producer {$associateproducer}
Editor Garrett Schultz
Logo Allard Laban
Theme music Andy Poland
Audio assistance Jason Knox
Production assistance Garrett Schultz
Special thanks Troy Babbs, and to the Schrott Center including Brian, Bram, Kelsey, Sheila and many more
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"Globulous" is the seventy-third episode of season two of Hello from the Magic Tavern. It was originally released on August 19, 2018.


Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center.


Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are in the Ruffled Feather. Chunt is worried he and Twosidore don’t fight enough. Arnie is worried that they haven’t been paying enough attention to Usidore.

The guest is Globulous, the Eye-Tyrant. He is looking for mayoral approval to destroy the Hogsface Rec Center and build condominiums. Usidore is opposed because he worries the displaced children will become Dark Lord minions, but Chunt is mayor that week and is open to persuasion. Globulous has plenty of cash on hand due to his clothing business, which has no overhead since stock comes clothes he takes off adventurers he freezes, and some Crypto Currency, which is currency he found in a crypt. He’s willing to give a sizeable donation to the town in exchange for Chunt’s signature.

Arnie and Usidore instead try to convince Globulous to join the side of good. Globulous has questions: 1) What do good guys do? (Answer: make lists of goals and play games); and 2) What’s in it for Globulous? Besides money, Globulous enjoys rolling in the guts of his slaughtered enemies, and Usidore informs him that as force for good he’ll no doubt end up encountering the guts of trolls and orcs.

That raises another question for Globulous: What are the parts of Foon controlled by the Dark Lord like? Do they have Rec Centers? Usidore explains that Rec Centers do exist under the Dark Lord, but they’re all focused on keeping orcs evil, and keeping them off the street where they might be turn good.

Inspired, they direct Globulous to real estate opportunities in the Valley of Shrike, hoping he can reverse bad guy the bad guys. Chunt ends up refusing his permit.


  • Erik J. asks if Chunt has pockets? He has folds where he can carry stuff, and produces Foxface to prove it.
  • Natalie W. suggests that Arnie should interrupt Usidore’s names with “Devourer of Dat Ass.” Usidore says he wouldn’t mind that one.
  • Josh L. asks for an episode of Getting Nuts. He gets it.
  • Jessica C. asks what pizza is like on Foon? Arnie says it’s worse than Earth pizza. He mentions Chicago-style, and Chunt asks if that’s pizza that abandons its family.

Foon sponsor

  • Mamma Grousebush, creator of Cube Charter

Earth references

  • Between Two Ferns
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • "I Would Do Anything for Love" by Meat Loaf
  • Gilligan’s Island
  • Kool-Aid Man
  • crypto currency
  • The Treasure of the Sierra Madre ("Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!")
  • Minions franchise
  • Maximum Fun
  • Kickstarter
  • internet trolls
  • Major Dad
  • Dexter
  • Sweet Valley High series
  • Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing
  • Almond Joy
  • Chicago-style pizza
  • heel (pro wrestling)

Behind the scenes

Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)
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Globulous, Arnie, Usidore, Chunt, and Mamma Grousebush
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